I'm a cunt.

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  1. B_Hickboy

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    I will fart in your office right before I leave.
    I will pick my nose and flick it at you.
    I will insult you, your spouse, your children, your race, your gender, your job, your religion, your diet, your anatomy, and will make up new shit to find objectionable about you and throw it in your face in front of as many people as I can.

    I will watch you, and study all your red flags and wave them in front of you, and mock you for having them.

    If you dare disagree with me, I will attack you personally, because it's people that matter to me, not ideas. At least, people are important as long as they're willing to help me advance my agenda, which changes from minute to minute.

    What's the matter with you? Why don't you love me? There must be something wrong with you! There IS something wrong with people who don't practice unconditional love and acceptance. There is something wrong with people who won't change to accommodate my every whim.

    I'm a cunt. Love me.

    You're the one with the problem.
     
    #1 B_Hickboy, Nov 21, 2011
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    You could also call that being a dick.
     
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    We have been warned~ :tongue:
     
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    Love me. Love my sores. They are what bind us to each other. They're mine, I offer them as a sacrifice to you. They become yours, and we are united in the corruption.

    Love me.
     
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    What have you been reading lately mate??
     
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    Hey, at least you know what you are. I have more respect for people who are assholes/cunts/dicks, etc and know it, and even embrace it, than I do for people who try to hide behind the nicey nice.

    Maybe that's why I get along with the rabid, man hating bully clique here at LPSG.
     
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    rahmeerez hacked Hickboy!
     
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    your sores!!!
     
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    Now I'm going to get banned for good. It's been nice, folks.
     
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    Do I know you? You sound exactly like a couple of the people I work for/with
     
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    Well, I lied. It hasn't been nice. In fact, it's been a stone drag at times, and this is one of those times. C'est la vie.
     
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    Cunts are everywhere. We were here before there were zombies, and will still be here when the zombies are all extinct.

    Love me.
     
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    OMG! Inspiration for a new and exciting zombie movie that will revitalize the glutted zombie market: Cunts vs. Zombies!
     
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    ...In SPACE!
     
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    Love me. You are profoundly disturbed if you don't.
     
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    An excellent idea just became a fabulous idea! Cripes!
     
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    #18 B_Hickboy, Nov 21, 2011
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    I even made up a group, and invited a bunch of cool people to join. They're the ones who should be running things around here.
     
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    WTF!!!!!!
     
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