I will fart in your office right before I leave. I will pick my nose and flick it at you. I will insult you, your spouse, your children, your race, your gender, your job, your religion, your diet, your anatomy, and will make up new shit to find objectionable about you and throw it in your face in front of as many people as I can. I will watch you, and study all your red flags and wave them in front of you, and mock you for having them. If you dare disagree with me, I will attack you personally, because it's people that matter to me, not ideas. At least, people are important as long as they're willing to help me advance my agenda, which changes from minute to minute. What's the matter with you? Why don't you love me? There must be something wrong with you! There IS something wrong with people who don't practice unconditional love and acceptance. There is something wrong with people who won't change to accommodate my every whim. I'm a cunt. Love me. You're the one with the problem.