I'm a fake.

[B_dumbcow]

I admit it.​

I am a human pretending to be a cow...

*Sigh*​

I apologize to all who I may have offended with my fake profile.​

I understand I was dishonest. Please give me another chance...​

This has been hard for me to admit. But it's worth it. It feels good to be truthful.​

*!~April Fools~!*​

You stupid humans actually fell for it!​

Of course I am a cow, fools. I even have pictures to prove it.​

A human pretending to be a cow.
What an absurd idea.
:smile::smile::smile::smile:​

:biggrin1: Happy 1st April :biggrin1:​

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Wow, you had me going ... I was ready to find out that your real name was "Beau Vine." :smile:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

I admit it.​

I am a human pretending to be a cow...

*Sigh*​

I apologize to all who I may have offended with my fake profile.​

I understand I was dishonest. Please give me another chance...​

This has been hard for me to admit. But it's worth it. It feels good to be truthful.​

*!~April Fools~!*​

You stupid humans actually fell for it!​

Of course I am a cow, fools. I even have pictures to prove it.​

A human pretending to be a cow.
What an absurd idea.
:smile::smile::smile::smile:​

:biggrin1: Happy 1st April :biggrin1:​

Oh you silly cow you. Its April 1st in England. Not yet in the states. Im glad its a joke and your tits arent photoshopped:tongue:

 

[invisibleman]

I admit it.​

*!~April Fools~!*​

You stupid humans actually fell for it!​

Of course I am a cow, fools. I even have pictures to prove it.​

A human pretending to be a cow.
What an absurd idea.
:smile::smile::smile::smile:​

:biggrin1: Happy 1st April :biggrin1:​

Cows have been known to be abducted by aliens...if you think that Sigourney "Ripley" Weaver is gonna save yer bovine arse...you had better call Farmer and the Dell, burger pussy. :biggrin1:

April Fools, dumbcow. I am really invisible.

 

[camper joe]

I feel so foolish, :redface: I fell for your prank, thinking you was a human, you got me :redface: Happy April Fool Day dumbcow.

 

[Symphonic]

3 more hours friend. Until then, your confession holds water.

 

[Dorian_Gray]

and all this time.... gah. I swear I had no clue. okey:

 

[mindseye]

Pffft. Everyone knows that there aren't any male cows.

 

[B_Monster]

Pffft. Everyone knows that there aren't any male cows.

You mean shes a bull?

 

[B_Nick4444]

You mean shes a bull?

I get so confused!

 

[hotbtminla]

And here I thought you were gonna tell us you're really tofu.

 

[TinyPrincess]

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy - I bow before you, Dumbcow.

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

But watch out, Fakers are banned ;-)

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:​

 

[B_dumbcow]

Oh, you foolish members of the human species...

I am a real cow of course. Yes, a male cow but still a cow nonetheless!

Happy April Fools day! (I think it is all over America now?!)


Dumbhumans.

 

[kalipygian]

Oh, you foolish members of the human species...

I am a real cow of course. Yes, a male cow but still a cow nonetheless!

Happy April Fools day! (I think it is all over America now?!)


Dumbhumans.

It is here in central Alaska, but not in the western Aleutians. By then it will almost start the second in some places, like Big Diomede island.

 

[Drifterwood]

It doesn't take a bumkin to see through you Dumbcow. Pics one and four are different friesians. The first has blacker hindquaretrs and big udders, whilst the fourth has whiter hindquaretrs and smaller udders, and don't tell me it was the sun lamp and the time of the month, because the other two pics are another breed and your av another one again.

Explain that. Another pint please.

 

[B_dumbcow]

It doesn't take a bumkin to see through you Dumbcow. Pics one and four are different friesians. The first has blacker hindquaretrs and big udders, whilst the fourth has whiter hindquaretrs and smaller udders, and don't tell me it was the sun lamp and the time of the month, because the other two pics are another breed and your av another one again.

Explain that. Another pint please.

Well, um...

They are all me. I colour my hair and change the styling, of course!



I am not a fake...

:wink:

 

[B_dumbcow]

Do you honestly think I'm a human pretending to be a cow who pretended to be a human imatating a cow for an April fools joke?

That is far to complicated for a simple humble cow like me!

 

[Drifterwood]

I saw pic 4 in Farmers Weekly, she was January's centrefold. You lifted her pic.

 

[Viking_UK]

Pffft. Everyone knows that there aren't any male cows.

You obviously haven't come across the Boddingtons ads with Graham Heifer .

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

If this is all true, then you're gonna make a damn good BBQ for this bad April Fool's joke.