I'm a fool for Yule

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  1. ArtfulDominant

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    An old chestnut that I dicked around with ...

    To the tune of O Christmas Tree or Oh Tannenbaum

    Mezzo forte
    Us members here, we’ve all got size!
    With mighty truncheons ‘tween our thighs
    Come test our length: and feel our girth!
    The biggest phal-lus-ses on Earth!
    Pianissimo
    Our Yule Logs are both long and thick;
    nobody’s got a pencil dick!
    Fortissimo
    Our Santa’s elves can suck themselves!
    And no: we ne-ver fan-tasize …

    Happy Holidays to all the great people on this site!
     
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