I'm a fool for Yule

ArtfulDominant

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An old chestnut that I dicked around with ...

To the tune of O Christmas Tree or Oh Tannenbaum

Mezzo forte
Us members here, we’ve all got size!
With mighty truncheons ‘tween our thighs
Come test our length: and feel our girth!
The biggest phal-lus-ses on Earth!
Pianissimo
Our Yule Logs are both long and thick;
nobody’s got a pencil dick!
Fortissimo
Our Santa’s elves can suck themselves!
And no: we ne-ver fan-tasize …

Happy Holidays to all the great people on this site!