I'm a returning STRAIGHT member

[RideRocket]

Hey, my account was deleted a while ago so I thought I would come back on and see how things have been going. .

Any reason why the account was deleted? The wording implies someone else deleted it, and the only people with the ability to do that would be the ones running the site (unless you believe in conspiracy theories and then it was the government...).

 

[prepstudinsc]

A lot of accounts were deleted when the board switched and also some accounts were deleted if they hadn't been used in 90 days.

 

[ashlar]

Hehehe, he said crack.

Ashlar, I'll have you know I got the strippers rolling out laughing at your "nine inches of shut the fuck up" line, it's a keeper.

*kidnaps Ash's dick for future use in an undisclosed location- don't worry, it will be male*

Oh dear, my mind is running wild with the possabilities.

 

[DC_DEEP]

At first I thought “what the Hell, our orientations are no longer with our names.” I kind of understood why somebody might introduce themselves as straight. [...] Finally I hit on the idea that the guy is a general jackass and now accept that as the truth. Oh well, Alberta needs at least one.

Dolf, your posts are always so clear and concise. I agree with you, and would add that some of his posts in this thread bring up too often the particulars of what he likes about straight sex (seems to be pussy juice) and what he doesn't like about gay sex (anal sex with an emphasis on shit). Out of curiosity, how does he know so much about gay sex, and if it is so unappealing, why does he focus on it so much? I think he's been hanging out at the Westboro Baptist Church just a little too much.

 

[KinkGuy]

Because people like sl65 can't separate "sex" from "sexuality." They are so focused on which parts go where, they seem to ignore the fact that being a "faggot", "queer" or "homo" is about .........oh never mind. They are too stoopid to get beyond their own thrill of thinking about taking a big faggot cock up their asses. They really want to try it. Well HELL NO. We are NOT going to let sl65 into the club, no matter how much he begs.

 

[Matthew]

Well HELL NO. We are NOT going to let sl65 into the club, no matter how much he begs.

I must object to even the passing idea of "Slash" joining the Queer ranks. Just imagine the drop in our median IQ ALONE!

PS: Of course straight people don't have anal sex ddduuuuuuhhhhhhhh!!!!

 

[SL65///AMG]

Ewwwwwww dont you get rug burn on your cock from all the ass hair? HAHAHAAHHAHA

 

[B_Spladle]

Ewwwwwww dont you get rug burn on your cock from all the ass hair? HAHAHAAHHAHA

Seriously. WHY DO YOU EXIST? Just die already, Jesus Christ.

 

[B_caneadea]

Ewwwwwww dont you get rug burn on your cock from all the ass hair? HAHAHAAHHAHA

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Hey, SL65:
What ass hair?
Don't you shave your ass?

 

[GoneA]

what a lovely thread this has developed into.

 

[Matthew]

what a lovely thread this has developed into.

Just wait ... guess what it develops into next.

 

[KinkGuy]

Ah come on guys...we're just giving slwhatever the "holiday" fucking he deserves.............................................................and wants.

 

[Matthew]

slwhatever

For real. I really am far too busy to type that shit correctly.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Ah come on guys...we're just giving slwhatever the "holiday" fucking he deserves.............................................................and wants.

I don't do mercy fucks.

 

[KinkGuy]

And "slwhatever" is what I have decided to call him. When I feel like refering to "it" at all.

 

[SL65///AMG]

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Hey, SL65:
What ass hair?
Don't you shave your ass?

No, if you shave your ass, not only does it itch, but you have this phenomenon called the eternal fart... where the bubble keeps sliding back and forth up and down your asscrack.. never to be interrepted by ass hairs. There is a purpose for them.

 

[SL65///AMG]

Seriously. WHY DO YOU EXIST? Just die already, Jesus Christ.

Yeee who quoteth foulry and practice filth DARE say Jesus' name

Begone you hedon!

 

[DC_DEEP]

Just another example of the need to legalize retroactive abortion.

 

[9775]

I don't do mercy fucks.

Wouldn't most people consider you a mercy fuck?

 

[B_caneadea]

Wouldn't most people consider you a mercy fuck?

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In my humble opinion, DoubleMeatWhopper has class, intelligence, humor and most definitely, good looks. And, I believe that you would be hard pressed to find many people who would disagree with me.

I have since found numerous other vicious posts from this same neanderthal troll who became a member of the LPSG today.
I suggest that everyone IGNORE HIM until he gets bored and goes away.