I'm a returning STRAIGHT member

[ashlar]

Wouldn't most people consider you a mercy fuck?

80 + 6 = Fuck Mook

 

[dcwrestlefan]

Wouldn't most people consider you a mercy fuck?

As Charlie Brown's teacher once said...

Wha wha. Wha wha wha wha? Wha wha, wha wha.

 

[Dr Rock]

Oh behave.. Im a virgin.

gee, i'd never have guessed

 

[invisibleman]

Ewwwwwww dont you get rug burn on your cock from all the ass hair? HAHAHAAHHAHA

Scooby, You WOULD know ALL about rug burn and ass hair. What a Neanderthal! You've been ass shagging Michael Savage with K-Y Lube Jelly again! No, SL--it is WE who laugh at you. Hehehehehehehehhehehehe. That reminds me...the next time you come over with a noodle and double meatball struedel jones, I will shave your "freshly juicing pussy" and use Wet Platinum instead of that spit in a tube you use. I will give you a high colonic with my brand new pressure washer, you noodle slurper! Then, you will know THE GAYTRIX has you. Hehehehehehehe.

 

[invisibleman]

Heterophobia:Fear of not putting ones penis in a shit-filled orphus on a man, instead the sweet tasting vagina of a woman.

Scooby, your picture would be right next to that definition for illustrative purposes. To remind straight couples that sometimes it is best to use the appropriate protection when making love.