I'm almost convinced it's impossibleto meet!!

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  1. borymkr

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    I have been wanting to meet a very large 9"+ guy for several years that would like to have a nice looking, very neat, never into any drugs guy suck his dick regularly with me expecting nothing in return. I Get to Dallas often, wil be moving to Colorado later this year from Des Moines, Iowa. I'm sure doing something wrong.
     
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    same here..
     
  3. Pitbull

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    Yes you must be doing something wrong.


    ps - I don't believe you are 99% straight :wink:
     
  4. Riven650

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    :rolleyes:

    When we are kids zooming around in the playground we overhear people telling big cock jokes. I have a vivid memory of buying a coffee out of the new vending machine at school. One of my class mates was eyeing up a hot girl nearby and he nudged me and said "What she needs is 9" of pork and fat". I remember thinking, 'What a jerk, I bet you don't have a 9" cock'. I knew he was cracking a joke, but it still made me wonder how many guys do have a 9" cock. Inevitably it seems that in jokey, sexual banter, really big cocks are often described as 9", 10", 11", 12", etc. The joke wouldn't have the same impact if the huge cock was described as 6" or 7".

    So I'd say you're right. In the course of ordinary dating, you're highly unlikely to meet a guy with a 9" cock. Just look at the gallery pics on this site. How many authentic looking, accurately measured, 9+" cocks can you find?
     
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    What you are doing wrong is failing to understand how rare a real 9" dick is. If I were you, I would change the wording - say that you are looking for anyone 7" or longer who is willing to lie to you that they are 9". OR say that you are looking for someone who measures 9" in any way, meaning from the bottom, side, starting with the 2: mark on the tape, etc. Because in reality when you see a dick that measures real, properly measured 7" or more in real life, you will swear it was 9".
     
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    It's called wishfull thinking,
     
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    im 8.5-9c and in dallas (;
     
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    I just left Dallas a week ago to day, I have family in Dallas I wiil be spending half the year their.
     
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    Wow.
    Wasn't that easy.
     
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