And so are you (you know who I mean).
According to the most reliable penis size surveys (i.e. those which had the cocks professionally and independantly measured, rather than letting guys do it themselves - see the Kinsey Report Kinsey Report Penis Size Results - Thunders Place and the Lifestyles Condoms survey Mr. Average - The true story about penis size, from a site that isn't trying to sell you anything.) I and a lot of you guys, on here, share space with only 0.1% of the male population.
That's under 1 per 1,000.
And even those reliable surveys acknowledge that their research may be flawed as the males they measured were volunteers and it's more likely that a larger percentage of guys who are packing are likely to volunteer to a have a couple of girlie nurses measure their cock with a male doctor overseeing it than guys who were more modestly endowed. The actual average, therefore, is more likely to be lower than their results than it is to be greater.
That's a pretty staggering thought.
That means there are only under 20 of us in a full-to-capacity Madison Square Gardens (20,000).
Only half-to-one of me travels on a Double-Decker Airbus (525 x 3 class or 853 in all cattle class).
Where I live (population under 100,000) there are only about 40 of us.
I am genuinely gobsmacked at those Kinsey/Lifestyles findings.
Humbled even.
But immensely chuffed at the same time.
So may I suggest that those of you who share this stage with me stop what you're doing for a few seconds and give yourself a big hand (of applause, that is - LOL).
Oh, fer he's a jolly good fellow,
Fer he's a jolly good fellow.
For he's a jolly good feeeeellllllooooooow.
And so say all of us.
According to the most reliable penis size surveys (i.e. those which had the cocks professionally and independantly measured, rather than letting guys do it themselves - see the Kinsey Report Kinsey Report Penis Size Results - Thunders Place and the Lifestyles Condoms survey Mr. Average - The true story about penis size, from a site that isn't trying to sell you anything.) I and a lot of you guys, on here, share space with only 0.1% of the male population.
That's under 1 per 1,000.
And even those reliable surveys acknowledge that their research may be flawed as the males they measured were volunteers and it's more likely that a larger percentage of guys who are packing are likely to volunteer to a have a couple of girlie nurses measure their cock with a male doctor overseeing it than guys who were more modestly endowed. The actual average, therefore, is more likely to be lower than their results than it is to be greater.
That's a pretty staggering thought.
That means there are only under 20 of us in a full-to-capacity Madison Square Gardens (20,000).
Only half-to-one of me travels on a Double-Decker Airbus (525 x 3 class or 853 in all cattle class).
Where I live (population under 100,000) there are only about 40 of us.
I am genuinely gobsmacked at those Kinsey/Lifestyles findings.
Humbled even.
But immensely chuffed at the same time.
So may I suggest that those of you who share this stage with me stop what you're doing for a few seconds and give yourself a big hand (of applause, that is - LOL).
Oh, fer he's a jolly good fellow,
Fer he's a jolly good fellow.
For he's a jolly good feeeeellllllooooooow.
And so say all of us.
to discover I'm relatively huge to him in comparison!!
