I'm changing my phone number.

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  1. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    I know skin. I'm a skin-nerd, i know so much about skin, allergies, weird things and how to care for it. I have picky skin, sensitive skin that gives me problems. Combined with my medical knowledge/background, i do things that could be classified as pampering for your lady by doing legitmate skin care services to blemish extraction, you know- gross skin stuff as well.

    Now, getting to my point...i don't care what you do for a living or a hobby, DONT PUT IT ON CRAIGSLIST. I dont care what category you choose to put it in...you can avoid terms like massage and the good ol' "facial"...

    Some asstard is going to get all sorts of interested in your "services" and after much correspondence expect you to jack him off.

    You can make the ad very clinical about what you do- it's going to lead to the uncomfortable phone conversation with the trucker wanting his pubic hair waxed and a "massage" on his dick.

    I'm changing my phone number. He called me 4 times today and spent time explaining how i got the "wrong idea" when i emailed him after our bizarre phone conversation. We had about 12 emailed prior to the phone conversation. He didn't mention anything about his pubic area, dick, or jacking him off, massage, etc. We talked about merely ingrown hairs. I asked him a million questions about his skin, the products he was using and which areas of his body he was dealing with them, he didn't answer most of my questions. I should have seen this coming. Craigslist is just a bunch of garbage.

    Please tell me i handled this properly:

    I'm pretty sure what i offer is not exactly what you are looking for. I suggest keeping an eye out for someone who advertises for something a bit more intimate, as my room in my home is semi-private and my family prefers to be there during my appointments.
     
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  2. D_Landrocke DeLonguepiece III

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    It seems to have been handled properly......and respectfully. But there is always someone who will misconstrue things....but it seems you already know that
     
  3. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Thank you, my husband just laughed and turned a little red.

    I even went out of my way to say "Sterilized Equipment, Scrubs and Gloves" so they realized it was MEDICAL not sensual. I suppose a woman in scrubs, with gloves who is sterilized could be taken out of context.

    He seemed very concerned i was a guy at first.
     
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  4. D_Landrocke DeLonguepiece III

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    haha......well, I don't think I would mistake you for a guy. My eyesight isn't that bad yet...........yet:wink:
     
  5. dolfette

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    medical fetish is quite common :smile:
     
  6. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    He didn't see me, and thankfully he didnt see me. This was a strictly Esthetician type job service, nothing sexual in the least. I wear doctors scrubs for that kind of dirty work.
     
  7. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Yeah the medical thing is more common amongst the BDSM crowd. He wanted me to rip his pubic hair off and while i was down there....ya know.

    It was going downhill fast for me. Real fast.
     
  8. dolfette

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    your cool, professional, detached attitude is probably turning him on more. medical fetishists are weird!
     
  9. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Oh fuck, i do everything wrong....everytime LOL

    If i didnt turn him on, i'd be turning someone else on for whatever reason. I should have specified i wore Shoulder Gloves.
     
  10. dolfette

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    that'll make them cum in their pants!
     
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    Are you sure you don't have a magnetic field around you that attracts perverts?
     
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    Oh geez,

    I can honestly say, I've had horrible, HORRIBLE experiences with Craig's List. I think it's actually just a bunch of bogus garbage and scams. Nothing good has ever come out of that place for me. EVER.

    I'm sorry you now have a stalker of sorts. That really is shitty. Hopefully, he'll get the point and leaves you alone before you actually have to change your number.

    While it's kind of funny in a way, it's also very serious as a lot of people end up getting hurt that way. It's very unfortunate.
     
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    Honestly, you handled it perfectly. My first reaction to this was to start laughing. I think you can block his number.
     
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    I got a legit job with a consulting firm via craiglist
     
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