have a nice long wank mate
Wish i was there to help you out with your hard on.
I was drunk and horny and alone the night I found this site.
I was looking for porn and punched "big penis" into
google and it spat this site out.
I haven't left since.
I'm drunk...and horny as hell. I mean, I've got a fairly large erection going on here, and no one to share it with.
Nope, it's worse to be horny and sober and know there is a ready and willing cock only a state away . . . :tongue:
Y'all don't have to reply. But being alone sucks when you're drunk and horny and hard as a railroad spike.
Anyone else agree?
I was drunk and horny and alone the night I found this site.
ROTFLMAO this place is addictive! I wish I could blame my coming here on being drunk. :biggrin1:I was looking for porn and punched "big penis" into google and it spat this site out. I haven't left since.
Nope, it's worse to be horny and sober and know there is a ready and willing cock only a state away . . . :tongue:
ROTFLMAO this place is addictive! I wish I could blame my coming here on being drunk. :biggrin1:
The title of this thread reminds me of one of my favorite songs.
YouTube - Nine Inch Nails - The Only Time (Toronto 1994)
I'm drunk
And right now I'm so in love with you
And I don't want to think too much about what we should or shouldn't do
Lay my hands on heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars
While the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car
Nothing quite like the feel of something new
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
This is the only time I really feel alive
This is the only time I really feel alive
I swear
I just found everything I need
The sweat in your eyes the blood in your veins are listening to me
Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown
My moral standing is lying down
Nothing quite like the feel of something new
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up
Maybe I'm all messed up in you
Maybe I'm all messed up
This is the only time I really feel alive
This is the only time I really feel alive