I'm feeling inadequate........so.......

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  1. SassySpy

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    Well, sorry! :tongue: no website to try and entice you to visit, in fact, the abundance of "entrepreneurs" joining here lately have been causing me to feel a bit inferior, but Ive found the cure!

    Feelings of inadequacy? Shyness? Wish you were more assertive?

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    Who needs a website??:biggrin1:
     
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    What are you trying to say?

    You're selling a website or you want someone to host it? What kind of site?
     
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    why oh why is your signature so familiar, RoyalT? I love that- is it actually lyrics from a song? I am sure Ive heard it................

    hosting? website? nah, the tequila and I are just fine now! :tongue:
     
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    haha. that cracked me up. does Tequila cure migranes? i've had one for the last 12hrs or so
     
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    *performs a quick test on RoyalT to ensure that nobody has performed an illegal sense-of-humor bypass on him* :eek: :rolleyes:
     
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    Thank God, Alex!! I thought I was losing my mind!! well whats left of it..... I even double checked that I had put it in right discussion forum- but, I was also being a little facetious about certain 'new' ladies who seem to appear and disappear- so he did kind of smack me for that-:biggrin1: bet he never knew how much I liked it:tongue::wink:
     
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    He's just being cranky I think... how about an ode to tequila?
     
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