I'm going to go clean my toilet!

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by ManlyBanisters, Feb 14, 2009.

  1. ManlyBanisters

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    ... because it'll be more fucking fun than reading this fucking website at the moment! :rolleyes:

    I'm seriously disappointed in EVERYONE still taking part in this shitfest. Even, no especially, myself.

    *Banisters switches to stealth mode and grabs a toilet brush* :cool:
     
  2. HellsKitchenmanNYC

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    Why did you mention shitfest and toilet? Heeee
     
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    Say hi to the Tidy Bowl man for me MB!
     
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    The bathroom, IMHO is never clean until you finish it all and the mirror is polished! I think Judge Judy says the same thing.
     
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    I should clean mine too... be back later.
     
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    Shit! I knew there was something I had to do!!
     
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    Is this another *insert name* BAAAAANNED thread?

    *hangs head in shame*
     
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    Yes well, the plumbing here is a little plugged with waste matter. But I'm sure it'll be cleared in a day or two.

    Maybe we need an online Roto-Router man. (hung of course)
     
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    People can be children, MB... and sometimes, it is just easier to keep playing in the sand box, because eventually you will get to hold the big truck, while the kid you bullied is off crying to his parents.

    The truck is fun to play with, but not at the risk of making someone else cry.
     
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    Missed it all I think.

    Come on Wales. Don't fuck it up and put the Sais to the sword.

    You know what really matters, Mochyn.
     
  11. ManlyBanisters

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    I do - and he'll be here tomorrow! :biggrin:

    (not letting the Italians score more than the odd penalty is important too!)
     
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    Ah, why bother? Some fucking foreigner will just come dirty it back up.
     
  13. ManlyBanisters

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    I like fucking the foreigner!

    (the brush is behind the loo, the bleach is beside it :cool:)
     
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    When the mucama leaves at noon I'll check to see if she cleaned my bathrooms perfectly. Sometimes she forgets to wipe down the dust and other stuff on the toilets and bidets.

    But I do have to wash my hair.
     
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    Bet he leaves the seat up.

    Or do you have a proper french toilet? The hole in the floor job?
     
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    Do those even exist anymore? I have not seen one of those in decades!
     
  17. Drifterwood

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    Oh yes, and they are all the rage in China.

    Now, I am off for a lateish lunch at a good French Restaurant before the matches begin.

    Come on Wales!!!!
     
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    Wales? What's that?

    Check your grammar, boy. It's Whales.:tongue:

    *runs fast*
     
  19. midlifebear

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    Mexican jail cells still have them. I've seen photos (LMAO!). But Morocco is the best place for the "Put your both feet in. Put your both feet out. Put your both feet in and shake it all about"-style squat and dump specials.
     
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    You've seen photos.. suuuure.:rolleyes::tongue:
     
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