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I'm going to hell for blasphemy (and the gay stuff)

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  1. mitchymo

    mitchymo Well-Known Member

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    A friend of mine was having a laugh with me on Facebook. I left an update saying 'the optimist in me thinks i'm really good looking, the pessimist in me looks in the mirror and cracks it but the realist knows i'm a god so it does'nt really matter either way.
    In response she decided to tell me how i was'nt a God, after several messages back and forth she told me i was more like Jesus and that she would have to kill me in the appropriate manner.

    I responded, sitting on some wood and being nailed sounded quite exciting!

    :eek: Yep, def. going to hell.
     
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    have a good trip and a lot of fun
     
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    ROFL... I'll send you some marshmallows :)
     
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    Been there, done that.
     
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    We'll have to plan an LPSG reunion party there.....and it WILL be HOT !
     
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    LOL :) too funny!!! My friend told me I was going to "Hell in a handbasket" ... I told them...oh don't I know it... and mine has racing stripes!
     
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    ^ plus turbochargers and a hemi.
     
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    Care to do it again?:wink:
     
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    If it's hell you aint doing it right, come round to mine and I've got me some wood and it'll be heaven :biggrin1:
     
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    ...........:sasmokin:







    and again, and again, and again . . .
     
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    Well let's face it, some traditional local folk music might entrance me into believing so even if it was'nt. :biggrin1:
     
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    ad infinitum. :wink:
     
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    ^ :biggrin2:





    i set you up, bb
     
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    hemi? hell nah..thats too damn slow! :) haha
     
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    I'm on the guest list, and I saw your name on it as well. Meet me at the tapas bar next to the River Styx in five. :wink:
     
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    Are you certain my name is on there and its not just bring a sacrifice? :smile:
     
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    Yer definitely gonna some asbestos undies there, Mitchy.
     
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    If Hell has a Tapas bar, i know where i'd rather be...
     
  19. mitchymo

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    Lol. (but damn it)
     
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