I'm Going to Hell for This One....

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  1. jakeatolla

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    A South African gold miner was injured at work and had to have his right leg amputated.
    After the operation he was talking to a fellow miner and said "I suppose I'm fucked now, who would ever want a one legged gold digger?"
    His mate replied "Try Paul McCartney"
     
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    LOL

    A reporter asked Paul McCartney if he thought he would ever go down on one knee again.

    "I would rather you call her heather" snapped Paul.



    See you in hell Jake.:biggrin1:
     
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    :biggrin1::biggrin1: I'll bring the cold beer :biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    The divorce looks to be in favor of Mr. McCartney. All allegations against Paul are being thrown out. It seems Heather doesn't have a leg to stand on...


    Arrrrrr.....blimey.....
     
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    It's hard to get a leg up on you, Hatched.
     
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    I'm not sure if they have cold beer in hell, or any other alcoholic beverages. How are you guys going to get legless?
     
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    sure they do! Only in your cases, it's near beer.
     
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    They do, and it's Coors Light.
     
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
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    Well, we told you it was hell.
     
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    Yeah, and for that matter, they've also got Roseanne Barr as their lounge singer.
     
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    Heather has to stick to cooler climates for vacation...termites.
     
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