I rent a house from a church which is right next to the church parking lot. Tonight they were having a Christian music concert. It turns out that as people were first showing up, I was having sex with my crazy ass nympho of a fuck buddy. When I heard people outside in the parking lot, I made the mistake of saying "Oh, I must have left the window open." She got a grin on her face. Within a few minutes, she was a screamer - "Oh my god, I love your fucking cock," "God, your cock is huge," or "You fuck me like a freight train" and other outlandish shit. This was clearly being broadcast to anyone walking by. It was late enough that I obviously didn't hear anything today. I just know that I am going to get a visit from one of the pastors, though. Actually, my guess is that it will slide, but it sure was a riot even if I get my hand slapped.