I'm governor of WHERE??

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mindseye: "I will be spending a lot of time in Sacramento.  And I will also be spending a lot of time in California. . ."

-Governor-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger, October 8 2003.

Source: The Modesto Bee
 
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jackinman: :D :D :D :D

Somebody needs to tell him that Sacramento IS in California.
 

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You can get a certificate from Kentucky that proclaims that you're an official "Kentucky Colonel."

Maybe Ahnuld can sign certificates that proclaim the bearer as an official "Governor of California."

What a way to pay off the state deficit!

Pecker

(Yesterdy I cudn't even spel Guvanor. Now I are one!)
 
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aj2181: :D :D :D :D

If that's a sign of what's to come for California ...I'm glad I don't live there.
 
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hard2hide: Here is some food for thought. Experts say, "As California goes, soon the rest of the nation follows".
 
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H8Monga: Next year will be the Year of the Recalls. The newest fad in American politics will catch on like wildfire. Sometimes the new governors won't last 6 months before being recalled and replaced. Fun, fun for all!
 
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longtimelurker: Maybe that joke on Demolition Man of President Schwarzenegger may suddenly not seem quite so funny....
 
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mindseye: Heh. The "natural-born citizen" clause.

Then again, there are those wackos out there who think it's meant to exclude test-tube babies and clones. :)
 

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[quote author=mindseye link=board=99;num=1065707173;start=0#9 date=10/10/03 at 16:37:31]Heh.  The "natural-born citizen" clause.

Then again, there are those wackos out there who think it's meant to exclude test-tube babies and clones.  :)
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you our first cloned president:

William Jefferson Clinton XLIV!" :eek: :eek:

Pecker

(Why does Kobe Bryant cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.)
 

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And while I don't agree with that part of the constitution, it still happens to be a fact, unless someone does add a new amendment to it, like in DEMOLITION MAN. :D

Who knows? The last couple of years have been pretty strange. Anything could happen. ;D
 
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da_blissmachine: ah yes.
sadly, Jesse Ventura was succeeded by an even worse governor
 
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da_blissmachine: hey if accents are in i should become the first president to talk like apu
 
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7x6andchg: Well Bliss -

Pawlenty isn't worse insofar as his stupidity. His policies are a little harsh and brash...he might not get re-elected. He's not very Minnesotan.

7x6&C
 
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da_blissmachine: Ventura was not too bad in his policies.... he just made an ass of himself whenever interviewed
 
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7x6andchg: Let's not forget "host-of-a-talk-show-soon-to-go-on-permanent-hiatus"

We can only hope for the sake of our California brethren that Arnold does better. Has anyone heard, does Vegas have a line on how long before he gets recalled now?

7x6&C