I need a woman I can wake up next to, and make glow in the early morning sun.
I need a woman I can grab by the ass as she's walking by me washing dishes, and bend her over on the spot for a spontaneous ravishing.
I need a woman who can pop in my shower by surprise and give me a thorough cleaning.
I need a woman who can go to dinner with me on a Sunday to discuss the horrible coaching/playcalling/performances of the Chicago Bears, the state of public healthcare in America, and any other topic that may come up at the moment...
Could you, by improbably chance, be that person?