I'm in lust.. and he's barely over 18! (Andrew Simpson)

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  1. snoozan

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    This is my first time even reading this celebrity section, so I hope there wasn't a thread about this guy before. I searched which yielding nothing.

    At any rate, last night I watched "Notes on a Scandal." I feel like a total sicko, but the guy who played the student who banged Cate Blanchett is so fucking hot. Am I crazy? I never get excited by celebrities, but this guy is the hottest thing I've seen in a long, long time.

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    http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/q/w/M/pirates06240607.jpg

    And, thank God he's over 18 (barely) because I feel like a sicko... if he were under 18 I'd feel like a dirty old lady.
     
  2. Mr. Snakey

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    He is a nice looking guy. Why would you feel like a sicko. He is 18. In Jersey on this very subject we have an old saying. As long as it got some hair on it.:smile: :wink: :biggrin1:
     
  3. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Yeah, he was kinda hawt in that movie, Snoozie. Somehow, though, I don't find stills do him justice.
     
  4. Big Dreamer

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    There's plenty of other reasons why you've been branded as a 'dirty old lady', that don't need this one to qualify for the title.

    Be sure to give him ice cream when you're done fucking him. And have him home by 8:00PM on school nights!!!:biggrin1: :biggrin1:
     
  5. Mr. Snakey

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    I know where you are coming from. There is a new female member on here is simply beautfull. I am in awe of her beauty. I do feel dirty as she is only around 20 years old. My dick is older than her.............:smile: :biggrin1:
     
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    Your dick may be BIGGER than her.
     
  7. snoozan

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    "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

    or

    "If there's hair down there, all's fair!"

    I can get with that.

    They really don't. I love me the Irish boys-- and that accent made of his made me want to hear him say all sorts of horribly dirty things to me.

    HEY! Did you just call me a "lady?"

    Ice cream and a sippy cup of Kool-Aid! The things I could do to him before 8pm... dear God.

    Wait, are you implying that you and your dick are different ages? :tongue: Seriously, though, I know what you're saying. It can be rather disturbing when you are hot for someone that can't even go into a bar in the US.
     
  8. Big Dreamer

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    I think I just called you "my kind of lady".
     
  9. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    You're saying she's just kind of a lady?
    Slaaaaap!!!:cool:
     
  10. snoozan

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    Obviously, Rubi, you haven't been following the threads that discuss my 9 inch clit. I think that would count as possibly only being "somewhat of a lady." After all, I am hung better than a lot of the men here.*

    *this story is completely false, unfortunately. I am only of average endowment.
     
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    He reminds me of Jonathan Rhys-Meyers ... way hot.
     
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    Uh-oh, Snoozie's got a lust crush on a celeb.
    So what the hell's wrong with that? If he's over 18 & legal, no point in guilting yourself to whether or not you're a sicko; you're not.

    It's people like Mary Kay Laturneau whom should get those feelings.
     
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    lol in my part of the world the saying goes: "If there's grass on the wicket, there's cricket!"
     
  14. Ethyl

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    Hell, if I can wipe the drool from my keyboard after viewing No Strings' gallery, surely you can perv away at Andrew Simpson? :biggrin1:
     
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    Me? Jealous? Pah! His eyes are really wierd. :eek:
     
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    He's a really hot looking fellow! Thanks for introducing him.

    Comment about 'American pedophobic posturing' is duly declined.
     
  17. snoozan

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    hahahahaha!
     
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