The purpose of this thread is to assert my superiority over all residents of my city, state, region, country, continent, hemisphere, and ultimately, the whole world. That's right. I am saying it. I am BETTER THAN YOU. I don't care WHO you are, I'm better than you. In every way possible. I won't go so far as to say I'm perfect, because I'm better than people who think they are perfect. Please note: The purpose of this thread is to assert MY SUPERIORITY. If you disagree in any way with my asserted superiority please refrain from voicing your disagreement. To do so could result in major defamation of character. . I reserve the right to challenge anything and everything you say, even if you essentially agree with me. . I reserve the right to bash, condemn, revile and otherwise tear anyone I wish to bits. . I reserve the right to be pissy, moany, and/or queeny. . Most importantly, I reserve the right to deny others of any or all of the rights i reserve for myself.