I'm just plain better than you, that's why

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  1. joyboytoy79

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    The purpose of this thread is to assert my superiority over all residents of my city, state, region, country, continent, hemisphere, and ultimately, the whole world. That's right. I am saying it. I am BETTER THAN YOU. I don't care WHO you are, I'm better than you. In every way possible. I won't go so far as to say I'm perfect, because I'm better than people who think they are perfect.

    Please note:
    • The purpose of this thread is to assert MY SUPERIORITY. If you disagree in any way with my asserted superiority please refrain from voicing your disagreement. To do so could result in major defamation of character.
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    • I reserve the right to challenge anything and everything you say, even if you essentially agree with me.
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    • I reserve the right to bash, condemn, revile and otherwise tear anyone I wish to bits.
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    • I reserve the right to be pissy, moany, and/or queeny.
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    • Most importantly, I reserve the right to deny others of any or all of the rights i reserve for myself.
     
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    Sounds like a good plan. Do you think it will work?
     
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    You are a natural LPSG poster, I see.
    And you realize that, in a human, perfection is an imperfection, which is why you're ... pretty damn close to perfect.
     
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    Parkay.
     
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    You told me in a PM last week you were going to stop being coy with your posts....................
     
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    I love you and I don't care WHO knows.


    That was an AWESOME post.


    Oh yeah--FUCK YOU!
     
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    Lissen, Lexter ... I love him more than you do!:mad:
     
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    ALright mister SMARTY PANTS .... KISS KISS HUG HUG....
     
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    I learned from the best. Which, of course, means you weren't my mentor because I'M BETTER THAN YOU!!

    *smooches*

    :tongue:
     
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    IMPOSSIBLE~!
     
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    HA!~
     
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    Your queeny elitism is cute in a shitty kind of way.
     
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    Mine is BIGGER than yours!!
     
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    Your love is deep, Lexter.
    But is it puuuuure, lahk miiiine?
    Noooooo.
    And which one is JBT going to prefer?
    No. Scratch that question, please, Lex.
     
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    And Humble...
     
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    DO YOU HAVE A COCK OR ARE YOU JUST A FACE??-- AVERAGE FACE AT THAT!!
     
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    My love is FULL of Protein, handsome. Good for growing muscles and strong bones.
     
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    Well, the humility is shown in the phrase "plain better."
    Plain? JBT? Has there ever been a more perfect exemplaire of masculine pulchritude, not just on the board, not just on the Net ... but in the movies, on the Harlequin book covers, in dream life, in history itself?
    Yup, dat boy's so sweetly humble it brings tears to my eyes.
    * sniff *
    Another day, we'll speak of his intelligence, his virtue, his vision, his deep and abiding humanity.
     
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    Aw. Isn't he cute?

    *pats his head*
     
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    Not a word of doubt at this end, Lex.
     
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