I'm just plain better than you, that's why

[joyboytoy79]

*wonders how much longer he can put on the haughty, holier-than-thou front*

 

[Lex]

Dear God, I hope that this isn't a promo for that new reality tv show: "When Bottoms Turn Bad".
...

I just spit coffee on my desk. ROTFLMAO!!

*wonders how much longer he can put on the haughty, holier-than-thou front*

It's NOT a front and you know it.

 

[BlackCock85]

I just spit coffee on my desk. ROTFLMAO!!

Poor Lex, don't make a mess on your desk

Well I'm here to let you all know this outburst is my fault. JBT is my lil bitch and I havent let him have my almighty blackcock so he's a lil cranky....I'll fix this



*drops his boxers, oils up his cock and jumps on JBT's unprotected booty*

 

[joyboytoy79]

It's NOT a front and you know it.

Actually, it's a very strong cold front... sometimes known as a nor-easter.

Poor Lex, don't make a mess on your desk

Well I'm here to let you all know this outburst is my fault. JBT is my lil bitch and I havent let him have my almighty blackcock so he's a lil cranky....I'll fix this



*drops his boxers, oils up his cock and jumps on JBT's unprotected booty*

Get a grip on my hops as you pound wildly at my ass.:biggrin1:

 

[BlackCock85]

Get a grip on my hops as you pound wildly at my ass.:biggrin1:

Yes, thanks for suggesting I hold onto your waist as I pump and pump away.....enjoying it my lil bitch?

 

[WessexEN]

That's right. I am saying it. I am BETTER THAN YOU.

No you not, you are equal to all of us, god made us equal, if you got a problem with that, go and blast off into space and find him yourself. :tongue:

 

[trufitjock]

danger.. will robinson !!.. danger...

 

[fortiesfun]

*wonders how much longer he can put on the haughty, holier-than-thou front*

Fun to try it on for size, but it got a rather big bashing yesterday in the elections. Don't it suck when you are one day behind the trend?

 

[hypolimnas]

Yes, thanks for suggesting I hold onto your waist as I pump and pump away.....enjoying it my lil bitch?

Actually you may not have noticed, but he is everyone's bitch, that's what makes him the best.

Now, I believe you were behind me in the queue.

Excuse me, but could you please stop poking me with that ...

Oh, I see .... well if it is an emergency fucking you need, then make your way to the front ...

JBT will love that!

I am permanently hard for him anyway, and I'm patient if not always polite.

 

[hypolimnas]

I really, really, really love the tags for this thread. It is quite an impressive collection, and fun too!

 

[davidjh7]

Ok--you are superior to me. That's no stretch. And, frankly, you can HAVE this fucked up planet and all its people and problems. Since you are superior and control everything, could you kindly book me a long range spaceflight OFF the ball of mud. I would be ever so grateful to your worshipful self.....

 

[Lex]

I nominate JBT for his own 15 minute weekly comedy sketch on Comedy Central. Yup.

 

[Ethyl]

So, Mr. Too-Big-For-Your-Britches (explains why you're a bottom:tongue....when are we going drinking and studhunting?

 

[trufitjock]

if everyone would egnore this a hole.. he wouldnt post again> !!

 

[davidjh7]

if everyone would egnore this a hole.. he wouldnt post again> !!

PSSST! He is being sarchastic and silly--we like this in a person around here.:biggrin1:

 

[Lex]

if everyone would egnore this a hole.. he wouldnt post again> !!

Oh we've tried that and it doesn't seem to work.

(it is a joke)

 

[dreamer20]

Did you just disagree with me? I know you didn't. If you had i would have to rip your head off and eat your brains for a late-night snack. And right now i'm starving, so i just know you didn't disagree with me.

Sorry your eminence. The auditions for Sean of the Dead have ended.

May I worship your body instead?:hail:

 

[snoozan]

if everyone would egnore this a hole.. he wouldnt post again> !!

NO ONE can ignore that ahole, and a glorious ahole it is, at that. Or so I've been told by JBT himself.

The Great and Holy has also declared himself Exalted Most Glorious Ahole -may all and only gorgeous cocks penetrate him- and therefore we must worship him with double the devotion and vigor.

And so it was written.

The Prophet Susan

 

[hypolimnas]

if everyone would egnore this a hole.. he wouldnt post again> !!

Definition:

egnore means "to encourage, while pretending to ignore".

 

[Lordpendragon]

Butt your knot Brittish.