I'm late?

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  1. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    What the heck time is it, anyway?
     
  2. Tickled Pink

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    In England it is nearly midnight honey! You lost your watch?? As I say- time is an illusion - so don't worry - be happy!!!
     
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    time for your meds again? :tongue:
     
  4. Mr. Snakey

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    Its half passed the cows ass. A quarter to his balls.:tongue: No problem if you are late. You are worth the wait:cool:
     
  5. Mandee

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    It's 5:31 pm here in Nevada.
     
  6. D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits

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    LOL for a minute there I thought that was what a girlfriend was telling a boyfriend about her period, ya know the dreaded sentence.....

    "Honey, you remember when your condom broke? My visitor's late?":eek:
     
  7. B_ScaredLittleBoy

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    Me too! I thought there was an LPSG baby on the way...

    (coming up to 1am)
     
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    It's Pecker Time!!!
     
  9. Pecker

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    Everybody! Let's do the Pecker!
     
  10. Mr. Snakey

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    Oh thats funny LMAO:tongue:
     
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    Time for you to buy a new watch.
     
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    And you need to stop looking under my shirt and look at your watch. :wink:
     
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    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Mr Snakey!


    It's half past the human's butthole and a quarter to his balls, I will have you know :wink:
     
  14. Mr. Snakey

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    Oh forgive me. Im so sorry. I feel shame:redface::tongue:
     
  15. D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits

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    You're late
    You're late
    For a very important date.
    No time to say hello, good-bye
    YOU'RE LATE, YOU'RE LATE, YOU'RE LATE.

    (Some jingle from an 80's commercial). :biggrin1:
     
  16. Pecker

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    ...and Alice's White Rabbit.
     
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    I remember that. Im trying to think what commercial it was from. They played it night and day.:biggrin1:
     
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    I like to be early!!
     
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    Who asked you?:tongue::wink:
     
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    Nice to see someone so upbeat about premature ejaculation. What a trooper! :tongue:
     
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