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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Pecker, Mar 12, 2008.
What the heck time is it, anyway?
In England it is nearly midnight honey! You lost your watch?? As I say- time is an illusion - so don't worry - be happy!!!
time for your meds again? :tongue:
Its half passed the cows ass. A quarter to his balls.:tongue: No problem if you are late. You are worth the wait
It's 5:31 pm here in Nevada.
LOL for a minute there I thought that was what a girlfriend was telling a boyfriend about her period, ya know the dreaded sentence.....
"Honey, you remember when your condom broke? My visitor's late?"
Me too! I thought there was an LPSG baby on the way...
(coming up to 1am)
It's Pecker Time!!!
Everybody! Let's do the Pecker!
Oh thats funny LMAO:tongue:
Time for you to buy a new watch.
And you need to stop looking under my shirt and look at your watch. :wink:
It's half past the human's butthole and a quarter to his balls, I will have you know :wink:
Oh forgive me. Im so sorry. I feel shame:redface::tongue:
For a very important date.
No time to say hello, good-bye
YOU'RE LATE, YOU'RE LATE, YOU'RE LATE.
(Some jingle from an 80's commercial). :biggrin1:
...and Alice's White Rabbit.
I remember that. Im trying to think what commercial it was from. They played it night and day.:biggrin1:
I like to be early!!
Who asked you?:tongue::wink:
Nice to see someone so upbeat about premature ejaculation. What a trooper! :tongue: