[quote author=super_big_boy link=board=relationships;num=1072572486;start=20#22 date=12/30/03 at 10:37:55]
Probably, I always go there.
You are all just jealous at my size.
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[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
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[X] You self-righteously impose your parasitic beliefs on others
[ ] You directly flamed me after I plonked your tushie
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[ ] You looked a gift horse up the arse
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[ ] Not only that, I could argue your case better than you
[ ] You are eligible for the John M. Grubor Memorial Award
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[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] Your signature is over 4 lines, the net standard.
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[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] It was an advertisement for a Web site
[ ] You only gave the URL besides
[ ] You used the same, stupid URL as the title
[ ] You justified it with a "broader audience" excuse
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
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[ ] For something ridiculous
[ ] Multiple times
[ ] You cried "libel"
[ ] You said "me too" to something
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[X] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[X] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
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[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
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[ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80
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[X] You have profoundly ignorant wrt the purpose of this newsgroup
[ ] You have profoundly ignorant wrt the purpose of the Internet
[X] You have profoundly ignorant
[X] You are a luser
[X] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] Being killfiled you insisted on your right to be listened
[ ] You had followuped the *PLONK*
[ ] You tried to play SpeedBump with your From: line
[ ] And made him look intelligent in comparison with you
[ ] You made several Last Postings To This Group(tm)
[ ] You claimed to be USENET veteran, demonstrating the clue level of
average WebTV user
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
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[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
[ ] stop sending Email and get a life
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Do your own homework
[X] Have your medication adjusted
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Return your stupid WebTV set
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the FAQ
[ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
[ ] stick to AOL and come back when you've grown up
[ ] stick to WebTV and come back when you've grown up
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[X] consume excrement
[ ] consume excrement and thus expire
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[ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
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[X] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[X] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post or get off Usenet
[X] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[X] Have a nice day.
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