I'm New and VERY BIG

[under_score]

my cock is so long that i have to wear football socks and tuck my cock into it

 

[jonb]

Yeah, well my dick's so big it has its own dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

 

[13788]

rainsfletcher: jonb, that is god damn funny. Truly, truly funny.

I've been back for only a few days, and haven't been interested enough in any thread to read it beginning to end....then this came along. I've read every word. This is really the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

I say we should move this topic to it's own forum and keep it alive as long as possible. This is too good to let it end prematurely.

Let me do try this:

Dear super_big_boy,

How much do you cum?

Damn. I'm laughing just thinking of the response.

 

[madame_zora]

underscore, I hope your dick never falls out of your sock, it would be painful to have your head scraping the asphalt as you walk!

 

[13788]

Cara:

Originally posted by madame_zora@May 25 2004, 07:07 AM
underscore, I hope your dick never falls out of your sock, it would be painful to have your head scraping the asphalt as you walk!

hahaha.

 

[madame_zora]

yeah, and my boobs are so big I can flop them over my shoulders and tie them in a bow on my back!!

 

[13788]

Cara:

Originally posted by madame_zora@May 27 2004, 01:19 AM
yeah, and my boobs are so big I can flop them over my shoulders and tie them in a bow on my back!!

haha, I just got that image in my mind, zora. It's a funny image!

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by madame_zora@May 26 2004, 09:19 PM
yeah, and my boobs are so big I can flop them over my shoulders and tie them in a bow on my back!!

Hey, Quasimodo, look!

That guy over there has nipples on his hump!

 

[Pappy]

Originally posted by jonb@May 23 2004, 08:44 PM
Yeah, well my dick's so big it has its own dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

Well jonb, my dick is so big it has it's own zip code AND area code!! :lol:

 

[13788]

NikkiSixx: On a related note, I have begun using that STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM on the Hoosier Web…thanks, LPSG, for giving me that idea!

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Well whaddya know, it comes in handy after all!

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by Pappy+Jun 8 2004, 07:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pappy @ Jun 8 2004, 07:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-jonb@May 23 2004, 08:44 PM
Yeah, well my dick&#39;s so big it has its own dick, and my dick&#39;s dick is bigger than your dick.

Well jonb, my dick is so big it has it&#39;s own zip code AND area code&#33;&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
And here I was going for a fractal thing. I guess you could say that plonkology recapitulates phall-ogeny.

 

[13788]

dkl018: I think this man is a war veteran (who lost a leg in WWII)... He&#39;s confused ladies and gentleman, help him out with some support

 

[madame_zora]

well, if BOTH his legs were blown off, that would explain why his dick drags the ground.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

For all the bragging SBB&#39;s been doing in this post, there, MZ, it sounds exactly like what Eddie Murphy looked like[/I]in Trading Places when he portrayed a legless bum.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Originally posted by jonb@May 24 2004, 01:44 AM
Yeah, well my dick&#39;s so big it has its own dick, and my dick&#39;s dick is bigger than your dick.

Yeah, well my cock&#39;s bigger than a Clydesdale&#39;s, Horse, team, and cocks&#33;

It&#39;s bigger than the whole length of the horses, and their cocks combined. :lol:

 

[madame_zora]

Oh god, we have to keep this going forever&#33;&#33; I&#39;ve never laughed so hard in my life.
Massivepkgo, I thought you used your dick to whip the horses on the team&#33;&#33;

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Not hardly there, MZ, just putting in my superlative claim to fame, but hey, Jonb, and the rest of them did it.

 

[13788]

LoveGirl: Oh my god. This thread is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life.

BTW my clitoris is the size of a brontosaurus.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

:lol: Ok, we&#39;ve got the female contingent in here doing it, bravo there, Lovegirl&#33;