fourdeg420: Hi, um, well my girlfriend (you know her as fourdeg) asked me to say a little something here. After some coersion, and some alcohol Brittainy convinced me to measure it. Here are the stats: Soft: 10.75" X 8 Hard: 15 X 10 At first I really didn't want to do it, but Brittainy really seemed to get turned on just by reading off the measurements. I used to think that my penis was the end of the world but from reading some of the posts on this board I know it's not such a big deal. I have had a lot of the same experiences as the other guys on this site, and it makes me feel good to know that a person can live a normal life with a big penis. My mom has a story that she likes to tell about me (she even told Brittainy, the first time she came over for dinner); she says that when I was born the doctor was so shocked he almost dropped me, he later said that I was deformed and it would never work. Well, it may be deformed but it works just fine for me. I wasn't circumcised until I was five and that's pretty much my first memory. My real father was of the opinion that only Jews were circumcised so he insisted that I remain uncut. My mom divoreced the bastard and met a nice Jewish man who told my mom that circumcision was no longer a Semetic thing but an issue of cleanliness. So after they got married I not only gained a father but lost my foreskin. My biological father wasn't around much but whenever I did see him he would make sure to ridicule me about my size, infact I don't remember having one conversation with him that didn't turn to my deformity at some point. That's probably where I got my overwhlming confidence. I'm a momma's boy, the two most important people in my life are both women, and I have always had a hard time getting along with other guys. All of my friends at one point or another have said something embarassing, but to tell them that they hurt my feelings would just be ridiculous. They would laugh and tell me to consider myself lucky. I have been through molestation and sexual harasment litigation three times. Once when I was in middle school and twice on the job. Some women think that if they can see it through my trowsers that I must be showing off and they have every right to touch it. My girlfriend right now is the only one who hasn't made a big deal out of it. Well, she makes a bigger deal of it now than she did before but I enjoy the attention (for once) she gives me. It feels really nice to be able turn her on by just standing naked infront of her, or to hear her moan when she rubs herself up against it through my clothes. I never though I would ever be a happy person, but i'm learning. I'm starting to be proud of myself and that's the best feeling in the world.