I'm new.......

[Arbea]

I'm a married white male bisexual, deep in the closet. I have always been self conscious about my penis size though it is, apparently average. I'd still like to enlarge it and my nipples--real turn ons for me--too.

 

[SurferGirlCA]

Welcome to LPSG! Have fun exploring the boards! :smile:

 

[RideRocket]

Welcome and enjoy the group!

 

[carter2006]

Hi!

Welcome and enjoy the group!

You got that phrase as one of your hotkeys, RideRocket?

 

[RideRocket]

Hi!



You got that phrase as one of your hotkeys, RideRocket?

Ssssshhhhh, don't give away my secrets...

This way everyone will always have something to remember me by.

<flashes forward in time and mimicks Wayne and Garth doing the 'doodleloo-doodleloo' noise and hand motions>

"Remember that guy who always said, 'Welcome and enjoy the group!' ?"
"I remember him."
"So what about him?"
"Oh nothing, just wanted to know if you remembered him."
"Yeah, what a loser."

:smile:
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Anyone have the number for the patent office?

 

[spankorama_gal]

hi and welcome to the group. shall we get a theme going lol

 

[Pecker]

Welcome and enjoy the group!

Hmmm...my guess would be that it was the first English phrase you learned upon leaving the boat.

 

[RideRocket]

Hmmm...my guess would be that it was the first English phrase you learned upon leaving the boat.

Actually that was "Welcome to McDonald's may I help you?"
:biggrin1:

 

[EnglishGentleman]

Welgroup and enjoy the come!

 

[OneSongGlory]

hey and welcome!