"I'm not a top...

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AlejoPlay said:
...I'm also 5'4" and topping for me requires the right partner physically because the visual of a chihuahua trying to mount a great dane often rolls through my head when I top. ;)
Oh my gosh!!! This is almost verbatim a conversation that I had with a friend of mine that's 6'2" and was trying to get me to "expand my horizons". :lmao: :rofl:
 

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novice_btm said:
Thanks for all the compliments guys, and yes, I also take the other bottoms hitting on me as compliments too. It's just a bit confusing, when I'm so blatantly a bottom that another total bottom would see pix of me ONLY showing my ass, and in a profile that says I ONLY bottom, and that somehow makes them think, "Damn, he needs to top me." :tongue: Maybe it's like trying to snag a straight guy. Maybe it's a challenge thing. :rolleyes:

Yes, but you also show your cute balls in your gallery which (at least for me) piques curiosity as to what's going on around 'top'!:biggrin1::wink::tongue:

BTW, your "Pillow Molestation" title for one of your pictures was adorable, you cute little thing you!:wink:

:eek: Oh no, I just flirted with another bottom! :tongue:

No challenge... just fun, with a "blatantly" cute guy! :)
 

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Lex said:
Awww, a serenade!!

Also seen in a t-shirt:

If you can ROPE me, You can RIDE me!


PLZBLEVIT.

A REAL bottom know's how to please his top. If he must, he will even come up with cheesey sounding psudo-bubble-gum-pop song lyrics! No "i'm not a top, but i would do it for you" bottom wannabe would be dedicated enough to even consider such tribulations.
 

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I just may have to take this ALL back, because I'm kinda starting to fall for JBT a little bit. :flirt:
(OK, so there's that whole drawback of having rarely topped, but work with me. :tongue:)

Hmm, I wonder if I could change my name to Novice_top? Yeah, THAT'S gonna pull in the masses. :rolleyes:
 

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novice_btm said:
I just may have to take this ALL back, because I'm kinda starting to fall for JBT a little bit. :flirt:
(OK, so there's that whole drawback of having rarely topped, but work with me. :tongue:)

Hmm, I wonder if I could change my name to Novice_top? Yeah, THAT'S gonna pull in the masses. :rolleyes:
I have that effect sometimes. I think maybe it's the quirky charm? Anyway, if you just take a hit of tequilla (or any other high-proof alcohol) go to bed, and dream of your favorite hugely hung porn star doing you jeff stryker-style, you will return directly to your bottom-only ways! *smooches*
 

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joyboytoy79 said:
I have that effect sometimes. I think maybe it's the quirky charm? Anyway, if you just take a hit of tequilla (or any other high-proof alcohol) go to bed, and dream of your favorite hugely hung porn star doing you jeff stryker-style, you will return directly to your bottom-only ways! *smooches*
Huh, yeah, sorry, I actually already slipped back, just by reading that. :redface:

Oh well, so it seems I'm not going all top, but I still think you're cute. I guess that'll have to do. :kiss:
 

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novice_btm said:
Huh, yeah, sorry, I actually already slipped back, just by reading that. :redface:

Oh well, so it seems I'm not going all top, but I still think you're cute. I guess that'll have to do. :kiss:

OK, so, uh, that was a little TOO quick. *feels dejected* I mean, you could at least lament about it for an hour or two! :smile: And thank you, i think you're awful cute too!!
 

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Best thread ever. :)

I used to think I was a big hot top, until I got royally fucked RIGHT for the first time. *starry eyed*

I love to climb on top of a guy and ride it until his eyes roll back in his head.

However...as much as I love getting plowed, I will *always* love sucking a hard one even more.

(Spitroast? Hmm...)
 

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vinny_spiruccino said:
This thread has made me horny. I've bookmarked it for the next time I'm hunting bottoms. I just love bottoms, I rilly do...

This bottom RILLY loves you Vinny!:wink:

I've got something you can slip your big "bookmark" into!!!:wink::biggrin1::tongue:
 

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vinny_spiruccino said:
This thread has made me horny. I've bookmarked it for the next time I'm hunting bottoms. I just love bottoms, I rilly do...

OK, this time i'm not dropping the flirting ball!!!! You know, Vinny, you can stretch my vocal cords anytime... from the front, OR from the back (preferably from the back... yummm)
 

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vinny_spiruccino said:
This thread has made me horny. I've bookmarked it for the next time I'm hunting bottoms. I just love bottoms, I rilly do...

I love it when you are horny. WOOF!!

Quote I found today that seemed appropriate:

Every top needs to be fucked in his ass at least once. More than once would be even better. How can you expect to be any good at anal sex if you don't know what it feels like for a man to have a hard dick in his ass? Give it up & take it like a man. You just might be suprised.
 

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vinny_spiruccino said:
This thread has made me horny. I've bookmarked it for the next time I'm hunting bottoms. I just love bottoms, I rilly do...
Then you should come to L.A., cuz there are tons of guys here, and not a top in sight! BUT (ok, in this case BUTT), for passing on this tidbit of info, I expect to be put first in line! :wink:
 

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novice_btm said:
Then you should come to L.A., cuz there are tons of guys here, and not a top in sight! BUT (ok, in this case BUTT), for passing on this tidbit of info, I expect to be put first in line! :wink:
Oh please, like there aren't already areas of the L.A. & Environs map already marked "Bottom City". :rolleyes:
 

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Lex said:
You guys aren't looking in the right places.

Nah, I'm a top so I don't need one.

I'm luck because every fuckin' (gay) guy I meet, whether I have a sexual interest in them or not, is a bottom. :wink: