Im not a woman, but she swears its not me.

[alwaysguessing]

In all fairness, you said squirting in one post, and orgasm in another. Someone trying to follow your thinking would think you thought the two to be synonymous

"I actually did ask for the same exact advice in a very similar thread. In my case I doubt she was faking. You can't really fake squirting now can you?"

Followed by

"Fuck. Well if my girlfriend has been faking orgasms for 3 years then I guess she won't have a problem continuing indefinitely. That'll do!"

arguing with these girls is pretty easy. Just be consistent and logical. You'll know you've won when dolfette calls you a twat

Consistency and logic to win an argument with a woman? Boy, where are you from? :lmao:

Yes, I used each word separately and in completely different context. In the first, I made a calculated assertion that squirting cannot be faked in person. In the second, I humored enid and made a tangential joke about perpetually faking orgasms. Never did I equate the terms, either directly or indirectly. And I certainly never implied that it was impossible for a woman to fake an orgasm. I fail to see how anyone could possibly be ignorant enough to believe such a thing.

[sarcasm] As much as I love rehashing arguments with a heavy focus on semantics [/sarcasm], I'd just assume take a break from that for a while.

While I haven't quite reached the status of "twat" just yet, I have been called a prat, troll, obnoxious, flatulent, and surprisingly even a doll! Boy, she makes me feel special with all this attention. :shysmile:

 

[sbat]

Consistency and logic to win an argument with a woman? Boy, where are you from? :lmao:

Yes, I used each word separately and in completely different context. In the first, I made a calculated assertion that squirting cannot be faked in person. In the second, I humored enid and made a tangential joke about perpetually faking orgasms. Never did I equate the terms, either directly or indirectly. And I certainly never implied that it was impossible for a woman to fake an orgasm. I fail to see how anyone could possibly be ignorant enough to believe such a thing.

[sarcasm] As much as I love rehashing arguments with a heavy focus on semantics [/sarcasm], I'd just assume take a break from that for a while.

While I haven't quite reached the status of "twat" just yet, I have been called a prat, troll, obnoxious, flatulent, and surprisingly even a doll! Boy, she makes me feel special with all this attention. :shysmile:

I'm from a family of educated women. Where are you from?

I wasn't talking about your intentions. That's between you and your god. I was talking about what you've actually said. From what you've said, it is not clear that you understand the distinction - and that failure to make the distinction was the basis for the later argument.

 

[alwaysguessing]

I'm from a family of educated women. Where are you from?

I was trying to make a joke, oh well.

Since you bring it up, education doesn't have shit to do with rational everyday behavior. If anything it seems that some of the most highly educated individuals are the most neurotic and unstable.

 

[sbat]

I was trying to make a joke, oh well.

Since you bring it up, education doesn't have shit to do with rational everyday behavior. If anything it seems that some of the most highly educated individuals are the most neurotic and unstable.

You're the king of meaningless statements

 

[alwaysguessing]

You're the king of meaningless statements

Yet you just trumped me. Congrats!

 

[dolfette]

You'll know you've won when dolfette calls you a twat:tongue:

twat

 

[helgaleena]

Why is it that people from the UK, of both sexes mind you, think the worst sexual insult is to be a cunt or a twat??? I for one think it's far worse to be a prick.

And all who support the stereotype of females being immune to logic are IMO pricks. They think with their little head.

 

[Embrace69]

Personally IMO, I like the word "twat" it's fun to say and I giggle every time I hear/read it/say it.

 

[sbat]

Why is it that people from the UK, of both sexes mind you, think the worst sexual insult is to be a cunt or a twat??? I for one think it's far worse to be a prick.

And all who support the stereotype of females being immune to logic are IMO pricks. They think with their little head.

There are a lot of women who support that stereotype.:wink:
But its not like they have exclusive immunity. Take a look at the politics board. Or most of the threads on this website.

 

[dolfette]

Why is it that people from the UK, of both sexes mind you, think the worst sexual insult is to be a cunt or a twat??? I for one think it's far worse to be a prick.

twat is affectionate from me. you're pissing me off but i don't hate you.

 

[helgaleena]

twat is affectionate from me. you're pissing me off but i don't hate you.

That's a great relief to me, dolfette! I really enjoy affectionate use of such terms.

Females can be pricks too, I agree.

 

[HazelGod]

Personally IMO, I like the word "twat" it's fun to say and I giggle every time I hear/read it/say it.

It's even funnier when you hear a Brit say it with that silly-ass pronunciation of theirs, rhyming it with splat rather than with hot. :tongue:

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Doug i make the best gourmet meatloaf on the planet. Even people who hate meatloaf love my meatloaf. I make it barefoot though

Alwaysguessing, great avatar, needs some pics in your gallery, i say cock and body and need to go to cam chatroom so i can take advantage of you through the internet.

BTW Quickies are awesome. I prefer them. The foreplay is always super hot and the pleasure from even the tiniest thrust is unreal.

 

[Wish-4-8]

twat is affectionate from me. you're pissing me off but i don't hate you.

:kiss:
:flowers1:

 

[alwaysguessing]

Alwaysguessing, great avatar, needs some pics in your gallery, i say cock and body and need to go to cam chatroom so i can take advantage of you through the internet.

Awwww shit! You flatter me half to death here! I was asked not to show my dick but maybe I'll do it anyway. I'm too shy for the cam chat though... plus it would break my girlfriend's heart. :'(

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Really? Wow, my husband doesn't care. I guess im lucky like that. It's fun. You dont have to do anything kinky

 

[SandraSmithCarver]

what's so mind blowing about orgasms?
a few muscle spasms followed by a hormone rush,
which to me feels not unlike morning sickness.
it might be your idea of heaven, but i'm not you.

OMG!!! you've never really had your world rocked hun, its the closest thing to heaven, im talking vaginal orgasms, where you even feel your uterus spasming!

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Maybe what she is doing is rocking her world. I can't imagine anything beating a clitoral orgasm. It's more than a uterus spasm. I have to be held onto the bed to keep from falling off and breaking bones. Nothing has ever been able to surpass that sensation or even get close.

Most women have their world rocked during sex events, maybe before sex or after sex they can have as many orgasms as they want. They don't feel like they are missing out at all. I know i don't.

Dolfette gets all sorts of world rocking emotions when she kicks guys in the balls, right Dolfie??

 

[dolfette]

OMG!!! you've never really had your world rocked hun, its the closest thing to heaven, im talking vaginal orgasms, where you even feel your uterus spasming!

you get uterus spasms when you breast feed too.
still not my idea of fun.

my world rocks in a different direction to yours.
your heaven isn't heaven to me.

Dolfette gets all sorts of world rocking emotions when she kicks guys in the balls, right Dolfie??

i'm a pervert

 

[alwaysguessing]

I'm disappointed that I've never had a vaginal orgasm. It sounds awesome. I guess I've really been missing out.

=(