I'm not good enough...

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wvalady1968: jon, I can't remember which comedian it was [Robin Williams?]:

She: "Tell me if these pants make me look fat."
He: "Tell me when I start getting STUPID."

I always liked that one. I asked David to tell me any time something I wore made me look badly, and he said, "No."

 

[jonb]

Well, I'm not really lying - she isn't fat - but she says that I'm not being honest. *sigh* And every woman I've dated has the same trick set up.