I'm Not Lesser Than A Man, Except...

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"I'm not lesser than a man, except when it comes to ...."

Do you have the honesty & courage to complete this sentence?!

(P.S. this thread is not about feminism, It's about your sense of humor!)
 

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1. Peeing in a bottle.
2. Spidermanning ejaculate.
3. Windmilling my genitalia.

Yeah. In no particular order. With the right bottle I could probably make #1 happen.

get the bottle you want, and I'd bet you on a hundred for that!!
#2 & #3, I SERIOUSLY didn't see that one coming!! you have a really unique way of looking at things! LOL
 

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1. Peeing in a bottle.
2. Spidermanning ejaculate.
3. Windmilling my genitalia.

Yeah. In no particular order. With the right bottle I could probably make #1 happen.
I’d need a nut butter jar, not a bottle. Plus, women can windmill their boobs (some of us more than others. I got no comparison for ejaculate, but I can spit pretty far.
 

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I’d need a nut butter jar, not a bottle. Plus, women can windmill their boobs (some of us more than others. I got no comparison for ejaculate, but I can spit pretty far.


Not only is Elvira Mistress of the Dark.. She's pretty much the Queen o' Tittiewhirling.
 

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This is about all I can think of:

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I can't think of much apart from not having a peen, I may look pretty feminine and I enjoy that, apart from appearances I'm a strong capable woman, I can pour a beer down my throat in one much faster than most men, I can also belch louder longer and harder than a lot of guys after drinking said beer hahaha. In fact I can put a large number of men to shame when it comes to so called 'manly activities' bring it on pmsl ;):joy::joy::joy:
 
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I’d need a nut butter jar, not a bottle. Plus, women can windmill their boobs (some of us more than others. I got no comparison for ejaculate, but I can spit pretty far.

"but I can spit pretty far." Now that was funny. Thanks for the laugh.
 
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... putting the trash outside.

My man does it so much better than I would, if I had to!

... groceries shopping.

I hate shopping. My man excels in the art. My hero!:heart: