Ok so just this minute the ex tells me she's drunk (what's new) and she almost fell into a canal (unlucky). She also tells me she had a talk with her brother about MY dick (!?). I said:
Why?
I'm not even that big, you shouldn't be talkin about it.
So I asked her how exactly a convo about someone's dick would go...this is it:
Bro: Are you a virgin?
Ex: No
Bro: Did you do it with [Me]
Ex: Yeah
[At this point I say, you could get me in trouble!]
Bro: Was it big or small?
Ex: Big
Bro: Lucky you
This is her gay brother so its not too bad I guess. I said to her, there is small, average and big ya know? She said yeah I know but you're not average. I said if I was would you call it small though? And she said no...
Anyway the point is, I don't want my dick talked about. It's funny cos when we had sex etc she never complimented me etc or never once commented on how big it was. And I don't even think it warrants being talked about but it could just be me...
So has this happened to anyone else? I don't like it, I think its a bit creepy myself. Comments or similar experiences?
Why?
I'm not even that big, you shouldn't be talkin about it.
So I asked her how exactly a convo about someone's dick would go...this is it:
Bro: Are you a virgin?
Ex: No
Bro: Did you do it with [Me]
Ex: Yeah
[At this point I say, you could get me in trouble!]
Bro: Was it big or small?
Ex: Big
Bro: Lucky you
This is her gay brother so its not too bad I guess. I said to her, there is small, average and big ya know? She said yeah I know but you're not average. I said if I was would you call it small though? And she said no...
Anyway the point is, I don't want my dick talked about. It's funny cos when we had sex etc she never complimented me etc or never once commented on how big it was. And I don't even think it warrants being talked about but it could just be me...
So has this happened to anyone else? I don't like it, I think its a bit creepy myself. Comments or similar experiences?