Really and truly. I had a PET scan today and they pumped me full of something radioactive and then sealed me in a room until the scanner was ready. I don't like radioactivity. It bothers me intensely. I think it was seeing China Syndrome at an impressionable age that did it to me. I even prefer night flights to day flights just to avoid radioactive exposure. Nevertheless, I had to do it and so I did. So as of right now, I'm contaminated. How contaminated? Tissues must be flushed down the toilet immediately after use, anything my saliva touches has to be avoided by other people, and I have to avoid small children and pregnant women which really sucks because my pregnant sister and her 5 year old son are here and we were supposed to have dinner tonight. I'm keeping my dogs, much to their anger, in a separate room, my poop is radioactive, and so is my semen (I've been advised, "to have a release of semen within the next 24 hours and then make sure it's into tissues which are then flushed). It seems like a bit much. And what's weirder? They gave me a card in case a police car drives by me while I'm driving and I set off their Geiger counter OR I go into a post office or other public building which have radioactivity monitors because I will likely set them off. I feel like John Cusack in Fat Man and Little Boy. It's really creepy and while it only lasts 22 hours, they want me drinking gallons of water to flush it all out ASAP.