I'm randomly horny as hell...

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  1. Khana

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    Thought I'd share. Managed to get myself into an absolutely horny mood today. I've came 11 times now, and wore my poor husband out to the point of passing out, and I find myself, twiddling my thumbs in front of the computer, yearning for more.

    I've masturbated enough, I want a plaything. Preferably male. Being as it's 1am, and our open relationship does not include randomly going and snatching some guy for incidental pleasure (which, if you see my pics, and/or know my personality, you'll know that would really not be a challenge), it seems I'm rather stuck.

    Blarg.

    Felt like sharing. Since it's random, I figured it belonged here. No doubt plenty of others have had the same issue :p
     
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    11 times?! That is impressive.

    I love it when you get those really horny days that no matter how much you masterbate/sex it never seems to wear off!

    Good luck!
     
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    Hehe, it definitely beats having no libido at all!

    I'm just remembering, when I lived in Phoenix, I had 2 playthings, one of whom liked to be awake till 5am or so.

    Tis tempting to consider finding another. But, man, can it ever get confusing! I dunno why, but I tend to have trouble having a sex-with-no-strings-attached sort of relationship. Maybe I'll be lucky in the future. I do have a guy in mind...
     
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    Actually, I'd be surprised if there really are a lot of people sitting around reading this and thinking "Yeah, me, too. I've cum 11 times tonight and I'm still so horny I'm just beside myself with wanting more". But more power to you, babe.
     
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    If you don't know how to get more from your man?Umm wow!!!
     
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    *grins sheepishly* Come to think of it, that IS rather unusual, huh?

    At least the sex was awesome. But I was stirring for more, even though I came twice, just a few minutes later. *chuckles* I've been laying here, minding my own business, no porn or anything, for 3 hours now, and I'm STILL soaking.
     
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    .....

    I actually have no idea what you just said. "If I didn't know how to get more from my man?" ???
     
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    I'm not even sure if this is a compliment, but you're more woman than I could handle. :biggrin1:
     
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    Hmmm....if it includes Nick8 in the mix, I'd be happy to help, lady!
     
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    Oh, now wait a minute, the equation has just changed a bit.
     
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    Hellboy0 + Nick8 + ANYONE = WooHoo Time!
     
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    *laughs* Considering the gay-straight ratings between you two, I daresay I'd merely be a side show, getting off to watching you two have fun :p

    And I'm not usually this insatiable. Just, I've had a bad couple of days and I really like sex as a release. Today would sooo have been a good day to get gang banged. I could have drained a whole team of guys dry.

    (Getting gang banged is one of my fantasies I've yet to manage to make happen. Bloody people not wanting to share >.>)
     
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    Percentages are just that: numbers, khana...Just numbers.:wink:
     
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    OMG, i thought it was only me who felt that way! :biggrin1: i swear, if i could have sex every minute of everyday for the rest of my life, i wouldn't want or need anything else! don't you agree?! :tongue:
     
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    *laughs* True, but "100%" is telling :p I call myself 90% for a reason... I prefer cock (oooh, how I love cock) but I'll play with anything.


    As for having sex every moment of the day... I daresay there wouldn't be much time for lazy mornings, or a delicious, rare steak. Mmm.

    Hehe, nah, I'd get right sore! Buuuuut... while actual penetration sex would wear me out, I could Tease guys all day. Man, it has got to be my #1 top favorite activity.

    Whether it's strutting down a street in a sexy geisha costume for Halloween and having cars honking at me, guys whooping, and my husband's lesbian boss walking out of the store early to cheer me on (that was so awesome), or playing cards at the Adventurer's Guild (where we play Dungeons and Dragons) in a dress that barely fit and having all the guys almost literally drooling over me since I could barely keep my breasts in the silly thing (oh, god, that day was awesome!)....

    I'd so never get tired of it.
     
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    Well, I get your point. But that 100% in my case is 'experience and interest so far'. Others weight their percentages a bit oddly... like the guys who give themselves a 1-10% Gay status cuz they kinda think about getting a blowjob from a guy is sorta hot if they're drunk and it's not really them, etc, etc... I'm always open to a possibility and the older I get, the more open I get.
     
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    I can see 1% for that... essentially a declaration that they're not homophobic, and maybe willing for a 3-way or something.

    My 10% gay is for, "I'll screw a girl by herself on a whim," or I'll use a girl as part of a teasing scheme (willingly of course, always).

    Some girls, apparently, rather like having another girl drag them along, doing all sorts of things they'd never dare do alone. You know, because I'm the insane one. Whether it's making out with them to entice a guy, or giving her a topless lap dance in a closed down underground mall in front of a small crowd of guys (6)... oh, that was fun. She called me insane! :p But she found it so erotic.

    Man, if we'd had a place to go, that would SO have been an orgy >.>



    I'll never forget the look on that guy's face... this woman, she was kind of shy-ish (she didn't think of herself that way, but compared to me...) I was having a blast with this group of guys, wearing this dress thing that fit my waist just fine, but it was an ongoing struggle to keep my breasts in it. They guys appreciated it. Well, my friend got cold, so I pulled her up against my chest, wrapping my arms around her for warmth. Her nose was maybe an inch from my cleavage.

    The guys... omg... they were hilarious. They stared with open mouthed envy. One who stared a little "too" obviously, I joked and said, "She IS cold, I couldn't allow that!" He gave me this look... this absolutely adorable puppy dog, hopeful look... and said, "I'm cold, too!"

    That look, though... *giggles* It was so cute! I could scarcely stand it! If he'd had the nerve to try anything, he'd have succeeded. Oooh, it was so funny.



    Erm, anyway, yes, I have been apparently sidetracked. >.>

    But yeah, if you're willing to play with girls like I'm willing to play with girls, it could be very fun.
     
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    As it's now 6am, I think I'm going to masturbate once or twice more, and hopefully get to sleep. No doubt I'll have fun dreams tonight...
     
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    11 times?DAMMIT GIRL!Now thats MY kinda girl.
     
  20. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Eleven times, ye gods, Girl, have a little pent up sexual energy do we?:yikes: Yeah, I could see how hubby could pass out after that(and for that matter, probably needs ice for his heads, both of them! And nuts)
    Well, you're stuck for the time being aren't you? Hubby gonna need at least a week and a half, maybe two after that.

    Stace, ya brat, you got mr Hardcock. I hope when I visit California there are girls like you with that much sexual energy.
     
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