I'm so fucking pissed

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my fucking cat scratched my leather work shoes... ugh I'm so fucking mad! that little shit wont get canned food for a month!

what pissed you off today.

Hey that's not right to take it out on the poor defenseless little kitty kat. You left the shoes out so it's you that won't get the canned food. Nope, no Whiskas or Sheba for you!

Nothing really bothered me today......maybe tomorrow.



(s0rry about your shoes)
 

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the human races' continued defiance and refusal to bow to my whim.

kneel before Zod, bitches!!
 

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Hey that's not right to take it out on the poor defenseless little kitty kat. You left the shoes out so it's you that won't get the canned food. Nope, no Whiskas or Sheba for you!

Nothing really bothered me today......maybe tomorrow.



(s0rry about your shoes)

i know, it's just that fucker has so many toy and scratching post but noooo he need to claw up my work boots now I need to spend money i don't have to get new ones.
 

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I had to make a decision when I decided to share my life with a pet... "I love my pet more than I like my carpets and shoes etc"... (just some food for thought)
 
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my fucking cat scratched my leather work shoes... ugh I'm so fucking mad! that little shit wont get canned food for a month!

what pissed you off today.
Aww, poor mog.

Mine was a shoe-related one, too. I decided to wear my new vans for stripping back a load of ivy, thinking they wouldn't get muddy or wrecked. Wrong. :frown1:
 

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Please don't punish little Kitty too hard. It's a cat, they do whatever they like. I also get pissed when my birdies shit on my newly done wallpaper. But at the end of the day I love them to death!
There is this saying about dogs having owners and cats having servants :biggrin1:
And the only thing that pissed me off today was the guy repairing my window that broke on Saturday and leaving a total mess behind, including ruining half of the wallpaper above the window. Oh, that and that my new Stove I am patiently waiting on still hasn't come yet. The tiles are coming tomorrow but that damn Stove..........arghhhhhhhhh (Can you tell I am renovating the kitchen?!)
PS.: I love your Sheldon quote btw, my favourite show!
 
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Please don't punish little Kitty too hard. It's a cat, they do whatever they like. I also get pissed when my birdies shit on my newly done wallpaper. But at the end of the day I love them to death!
There is this saying about dogs having owners and cats having servants :biggrin1:
And the only thing that pissed me off today was the guy repairing my window that broke on Saturday and leaving a total mess behind, including ruining half of the wallpaper above the window. Oh, that and that my new Stove I am patiently waiting on still hasn't come yet. The tiles are coming tomorrow but that damn Stove..........arghhhhhhhhh (Can you tell I am renovating the kitchen?!)
PS.: I love your Sheldon quote btw, my favourite show!

it's not his original quotes......

and i would fire the guy.
 

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pissed because it isn't Spring yet ....... tired of the cold ... and I live in SoCal :(
 
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my fucking cat scratched my leather work shoes... ugh I'm so fucking mad! that little shit wont get canned food for a month!

what pissed you off today.

I am pissed at your cat to for pissing you off.

Feed him, but give him shit he doesn't like; that will straighten his little fur ball ass out...or tell him you're buying a dog that likes humping shoe scratching cats.

This probably sums it up better.

http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/humor/otherhumor/dog_cat_diary.htm
 
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I am pissed at your cat to for pissing you off.

Feed him, but give him shit he doesn't like; that will straighten his little fur ball ass out...or tell him you're buying a dog that likes humping shoe scratching cats.

This probably sums it up better.

Dog Diary vs. Cat Diary

lmfao.

I'll give him seafood. my cats don't eat anything from the sea. weird i know.
 

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Cat that doesn't like seafood? The cat has issues; needs to see kitty shrink probably.

Not really.

A bit of trivia: The notion that cats like fish WAS MARKETED during the depression when meat was expensive and fish was cheaper.

Actually, cats originated in desert areas of North Africa (think Egypt) -- and never even SAW a fish!

Another fantasy is the cat with a
saucerof milk.

I don't know where that came from, but ask any vet: Many felines are lactose intolerant! They don't need milk. Water is better.


 

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Well..I am a dog person not into cats..but if was a dog, the damage would be greater by chewing it beyond repairs..and about those infomercial leather products that claim to fix any leather problems? LatherNu, liquid leather and etc

Meanwhile hide your shoes!
 
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Not really.

A bit of trivia: The notion that cats like fish WAS MARKETED during the depression when meat was expensive and fish was cheaper.

Actually, cats originated in desert areas of North Africa (think Egypt) -- and never even SAW a fish!

Another fantasy is the cat with a
saucerof milk.

I don't know where that came from, but ask any vet: Many felines are lactose intolerant! They don't need milk. Water is better.



I jest.

They believe cats were originally domesticated because of their hunting ability of said grain eating rodents, not fish.