I'm so horny I could

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  1. Lordpendragon

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    Me - burst :redface: :biggrin1:
     
  2. Mr. Snakey

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    Cry!:tongue: Its time for me to go get some! Im gonna be like a puppy with a porkchop. Good night!:wink:
     
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    volunteer. :rolleyes:
     
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    beg for it....
     
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    ...take you all on.
     
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    I'm so horny I could
    spawn The Big Bang. :cool:
     
  7. Lordpendragon

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    That doesn't really help now, does it?

    Ravage you with every element of my being.
     
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    pay for sex.. haa
     
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    I could suck the white out of bread........
     
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    fuck Tom Cruise. But only if he kept his mouth shut.
     
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    Damn! That is drastic.


    I'm so horny I could pillage the produce aisle.
     
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    I think it's time for another stick up::biggrin1:


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    Indeed. The libido wins every time.

    Pass me a cucumber, willya?
     
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    I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe.
     
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    Cut off my lower body with a chainsaw so that I could eat my own pussy. ewww, but mmmmmm??? :tongue:
     
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    A rose bush is even jealous.


    [oh wait, those are thorns. nevermind]
     
  18. No_Strings

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    ...that I could take one in the bottom. Something. Anything. :biggrin1:
     
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    I'm so horny I could fuck my way through the LPSG membership. Twice. Tonight.:biggrin1:
     
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