I'm so horny I could

[Lordpendragon]

?

Me - burst :redface: :biggrin1:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Cry!:tongue: Its time for me to go get some! Im gonna be like a puppy with a porkchop. Good night!:wink:

 

[fortiesfun]

volunteer.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

beg for it....

 

[Gillette]

...take you all on.

 

[rawbone8]

​

I'm so horny I could

spawn The Big Bang.
​

 

[Lordpendragon]

...take you all on.

That doesn't really help now, does it?

Ravage you with every element of my being.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

pay for sex.. haa

 

[SassySpy]

I could suck the white out of bread........

 

[Ethyl]

fuck Tom Cruise. But only if he kept his mouth shut.

 

[Gillette]

fuck Tom Cruise. But only if he kept his mouth shut.

Damn! That is drastic.


I'm so horny I could pillage the produce aisle.

 

[dreamer20]

?

I'm so horny

:redface:

I think it's time for another stick up::biggrin1:


67

 

[Ethyl]

Damn! That is drastic.


I'm so horny I could pillage the produce aisle.

Indeed. The libido wins every time.

Pass me a cucumber, willya?

 

[Lordpendragon]

Just one?

 

[headbang8]

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe.

 

[bluekarma]

Cut off my lower body with a chainsaw so that I could eat my own pussy. ewww, but mmmmmm??? :tongue:

 

[faceking]

A rose bush is even jealous.


[oh wait, those are thorns. nevermind]

 

[No_Strings]

...that I could take one in the bottom. Something. Anything. :biggrin1:

 

[chicagosam]

I'm so horny I could fuck my way through the LPSG membership. Twice. Tonight.:biggrin1:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

do a DVP