I'm so horny I'm gonna beat my dick...

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Mem, Aug 4, 2007.

  1. Mem

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    Like it owes me money.
     
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    Id help ya if we were closer lol
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  3. Falcon9

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    I'm so over-charged, I'm gonna have to make one large deposit to keep from going under. Talk about checks and balances. What a rollercoaster ride.
     
  4. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    You got me so riled up, I'm gonna hafta run a load over to my GF's house & cum clean with her.
     
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    does it?
     
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    Yes, about 20 bucks, but I'm dodging it.
     
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    I tried to get more out of my huge stored-up savings but found out there is a penalty for early withdrawal!
     
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    Originally Posted by HardGuard
    Well it is just a slap and a tickle, nothing to harsh, and it is for a good cause.
     
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