I'm so horny.

[B_Nick8]

That's all. Isn't that what you're supposed to do on social media threads?

Announce it.

Well, shit, there you are.

 

[JohnnyRoulette]

I'm bored of taking pictures of myself and posting them on twitter and instagram.
#bored #pics #Selfies #resurrectingthreads #Penis #lpsg #thoughtsfrommyhead #randomthoughts #etcetc

 

[MickeyLee]

hashtags look like waffles

 

[JohnnyRoulette]

hashtags look like waffles

So does your PUSSY cat.

We don't complain.

 

[MickeyLee]

i think the breakfast confectionery comparison ya looking for is hot buttery muffin
*snap, hair flip.. mhmmhhhmmmm face*

 

[TaigaStar]

Imagine, of you will, living with an 82-year-old virgin, having no door to close for privacy, and needing to make sure you tend to the needs of your dog recovering from knee surgery. Now add in not seeing your significant other in two weeks, and not actually being able to look at porn freely until your 18th hour of being awake...

In other words, if I don't put my dick into a hole and pound it very VERY soon, I am going to eat this planet!!!!!!!

Ok, all better. Yes, I'm horny too.

 

[JohnnyRoulette]

i think the breakfast confectionery comparison ya looking for is hot buttery muffin
*snap, hair flip.. mhmmhhhmmmm face*

You mean like This, sugartits?:tongue:

 

[MickeyLee]

[hair trembles with emotion]

throwing in my hat in to the horny arena.
damn it, man, you can't unleash Who and Sherlock on a bitch.
is too much...

*hit to the girl parts* and Spock?!?!?

and the name is Sugar Britches.. Ms. Sugar Britches to you

 

[JohnnyRoulette]

Sadly, I was going for this link.

 

[TaigaStar]

Lol, this exchange blew my past post out of sight. I will allow it due to Star Trek and Doctor Who content. That is all.

 

[MickeyLee]

Sadly, I was going for this link.

*squee-viscerated*

Lol, this exchange blew my past post out of sight. I will allow it due to Star Trek and Doctor Who content. That is all.

you got so many points for the Rod Serling opening

 

[TaigaStar]

*squee-viscerated*



you got so many points for the Rod Serling opening

That makes me feel all warm and fuzzy in my chest... Nope, nvm! Just the acid reflux

 

[JohnnyRoulette]

Gagging men... typical Friday night, Taigastar?

 

[TaigaStar]

My life isn't that exciting, lol

 

[submit452]

Amen