I'm in agreement. Head to the men's room and jerk off.
When I get horny like that at work I'm not going to get anything done until I take care of myself. The longer I wait, the worse it gets.
I can't tell you how many times I've streted out by checking out porn in the morning and then ended up in a strip club at lunch. Next thing, I'm taking the afternoon off and getting behind at work.
So, really, it's in my company's best interest to have me jerk off. They should leave a stack of porn magazines in each restroom and call it a prodcutivity tool.