I'm so horny!

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Yeh .. but just think of what you're going to do after work ...

I know how difficult it is keeping your mind on the job when you're horny as hell ...
 

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I'm in agreement. Head to the men's room and jerk off.

When I get horny like that at work I'm not going to get anything done until I take care of myself. The longer I wait, the worse it gets.

I can't tell you how many times I've streted out by checking out porn in the morning and then ended up in a strip club at lunch. Next thing, I'm taking the afternoon off and getting behind at work.

So, really, it's in my company's best interest to have me jerk off. They should leave a stack of porn magazines in each restroom and call it a prodcutivity tool.
 

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Drumma, I wish I could meet you in the mens' and suck you dry and relieve your discomfort.
 

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if you're that horny wait til you get home, it'll be so worth the wait!
 

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Huh! You think you're horny?? Try working in retail with young female cashiers wearing skintight outfits that reveal not enough cleavage, and wait for the next day off. You won't have blue balls, you'll have two big Robin's eggs.

And that's what horny is.