I'm Still Smitten With Senor Rubirosa

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I always pictured Rubi looking like Wallace Shawn from My Dinner with Andre.
Photos of Wallace Shawn
Am I remotely close?
Give it 25 years and maybe ... but actually, earl, I'm doing very well with my hair.
Small mercies ....

Add in 80% Sam Waterston (when he had dark brown hair), and you'd be very close. Rubi is a handsome man who you expect to lounge in a wood paneled library with fine cigars and a snifter of some antique cognac perusing the Ottawa Citizen in his smoking jacket. He has that inimitable air of gravitas. When he speaks, you listen.
They lissen? I suspect not everyone got the memo, jace.

Well, why oh why has The RubiMeister not honored us with a likeness of his handsome face as an avatar?
The male cologne manufacturer would end my endorsement contract.

Likely to avoid everyone else looking relatively plain. :biggrin1:
(Tnx, Jace. I could never have trumpeted my own virtue in that way. You're a mensch.)

The man is shy.
And I don't think he knows how to use a camera :smile:
Or, he's actually Robert Deniro.
Perhaps a bit shy.
But not all thumbs with a camera.
And both Bob and I think this whole resemblance number has been done to death.
I was just a stunt double in a few of his more mediocre flicks.

He doesnt want us to feel so plain when in the company of his good looks, isn't he a nice guy?
Up to a decade ago, I was slightly embarrassed to enter a room and have all breathing stop.
But that doesn't happen so much these days.
Now, I don't have to bump into all this image crap.
I can just be me.
Niiice, bra ... yah.

That's not his picture in his avatar? :eek:
They're of my twin brother.

aren't we all?:love:
I practiced smitting all through my childhood and adolescence, Nick.
Now, I just have the skill on tap. But it's not important.:cool:
 

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