I'm "straight", zero interest in anything other than putting my hands around and on a big thick cock

Well since you use scare quotes and list at 90% straight, I'll give you credit for at least being honest about your "straightness". It is somewhat refreshing in this section.

But to answer the question: no, I do not feel the same compulsion since I consider myself straight minus quotation marks.
 
Anyone like me here?
I considered myself totally straight but always wanted to know what a big thick cock felt like. It was amazing but it didn't stop there. So not sure if it was the drive for what a big cock is like or just liking cock
 
Since I have a big thick cock, I already know how one feels in my hands.
I have no need or desire to experience any other cock, of any size, at all.
Hell yea brother, i know how a thick one feels every day when I piss.