I gotta apologize to all the haters. My post counter just hit the 3000 mark. This one is the actual 3000th. It took me years to spew out this many facile opinions, uncover trolls, fakers and pic thieves, correct grammar, and of course gush over all the hot bodies and cocks on here. I came here originally to get some advice on swimsuits that are flattering but not obscene, and I never left. This dubious achievement neatly coincides with my 40th birthday. Holy fuck. I don't know how that happened either. I'm still so freakin' immature and have the worst potty mouth in the world. But there you have it. 3000 posts and 40 years old. And I'm staying here for a long time to come. So so sorry if you haters don't like the thought of that. But it's really kinda tough shit.