I'm ugly, fat, short, has a small dick, and a klutz...

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Nobody wants to see Yoda naked. Just hang with somebody shorter and uglier for a while.

[It's to be hoped that you are trying to make a comforting point through biting sarcasm, Hel. But if so, your comment doesn't come over that way...it just bites.]


Lopo, if this is not a "trick question," then you don't sound as if you are "fine" with who you are. True, it's easy to give good advice to someone in emotional turmoil; it can be difficult for that someone to assimilate it and find peace in it. Difficult, but not impossible.

There is excellent advice and insight here that a shrink would charge you dearly for. Listen, listen well--digest and internalize it. Different people are indeed dealt different hands, some obviously better than others--but the skill with which a player utilizes his hand [no, don't read a pun into that] can determine whether he wins or loses. Remember Rondo Hattan? He was dealt a miserable hand by fate, but he had a sound, successful screen career--to a great extent because he knew how to work with what he had. Cheer up, straighten up, toughen up--and get to work on your resolve to beat your bete noir! Remember Helen Keller? To a very great extent, we make our own happiness....

P.S. What possible difference can the penis size of those who respond to you possibly matter, so long as they're giving you helpful advice??? (I know, I know. You're thinking of the old chestnut: "That's easy for you to say..." But ask yourself this: Would you ask your shrink the size of his dick...?
 
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when life bites you there is just one reaction
BITE THE FUCK BACK!
i was realy depressed 3 years ago and i decided to DO something about it
and believe me,if i can do it YOU can do it too
shape the FUCK up
get of your ass and change your life buddy

jesus christ
 
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when life bites you there is just one reaction
BITE THE FUCK BACK!
i was realy depressed 3 years ago and i decided to DO something about it
and believe me,if i can do it YOU can do it too
shape the FUCK up
get of your ass and change your life buddy

jesus christ

Did you sign the post as jesus christ, or was it just a line born out of exasperation?
 

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Did you sign the post as jesus christ, or was it just a line born out of exasperation?

just a line born out of exasperation

would be kinda hard typing if i was dangling from a cross wouldent it?
or with holes in my hands for that matter D:
 

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Anyone want to try being with me and declare suicide???

ugly = not all can me models, but if your inside is pretty, it is okay if your outside is maybe not that beautiful...

fat = there are men and women who like chubby people....but then it is not impossible to do something about your weight.

short = so what? Personally I prefer shorter guys rather than tall guys....

small dick = if you are into penis humiliation, if might even be a turn on:biggrin1:


So, what I am trying to say is that, who ever you are, there will always be a place for you....
 

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You ought to know that some people are turned on by ppl like you.

Yes, that´s true. Sometimes when I go to gay saunas, I even see young handsome AND hung guys in their twenties looking for older, hairy, fat small dicked bears from 40-65....there is a place for everybody.

I myself am a little overweight, not that much, but enoght to make it visible (177 cm. tall and 92-93 kg. heavy...a little to much, but not THAT much). Many guys ignore me for that, because I do not look like a model and the guys who are always looking for Mr. Perfect will never chase me. But still, sometimes it does happen that I meat even young, handsome, slim guys who like me as I am. So I do not see it as a big problem....
 

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Whoa! Whoa! Guys! I don't know my post could be THIS controversial! :)

Anyways I should mention it again, I didn't say anyting about ME committing suicide, I was just kiddingwhen I say "be with me and you'll commit suicide", come on, an average joe like me has more humor sense than you guys!

Thank you for the kind words, encouragement, and advices... If one of you hot stuffs is coming to Malaysia, alert me...

Anyways, I am so glad to see a forum about sex, big dicks and porn, is actually deep... :)
 

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Yes, that´s true. Sometimes when I go to gay saunas, I even see young handsome AND hung guys in their twenties looking for older, hairy, fat small dicked bears from 40-65....there is a place for everybody.

For the life of me I can't figure those guys out. I met this 19yo kid a while back who said he was into older guys...I am 37. So we meet the dude tells me I am not his type because I am not fat enough, not hairy enough then he told me he thought I only looked about 25. LOL I was not his type but at least he made my day!:biggrin1:
 

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Whoa! Whoa! Guys! I don't know my post could be THIS controversial! :)

Anyways I should mention it again, I didn't say anyting about ME committing suicide, I was just kidding ..."

lopo2000, when people post the word suicide on internet discussion forums, others take it seriously. It is possible for it to be a plea.

No one would want to be complacent.