I'm volunteering myself as the standard

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by D_Bodacious Appetite, Dec 27, 2009.

  1. D_Bodacious Appetite

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    It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. I'm volunteering myself as the standard for size on here. I can't help but laugh at all the people on here who claim they are such and such size. To the dudes with short dicks who claim eight inches, and the guys with pencil dicks claim 6 inch girth I'm your worst nightmare >:). Bookmark my page and the next time you see someone claiming a size compare them to me for the truth. I'm barely over 8.5 inches at 8.7 and I just barely make the cut on being six inch girth. So if you look shorter than me your not 8.5 or higher, if you are thinner than me then you are not 6 inch girth. I'm not the biggest but I'm volunteering to be the lpsg comparison pic guy.
     
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    youre about my size :)
     
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    is there a rolling eyes smiley yet? :p
     
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    Ehhhhhh...... I'm sorry bro but..... *points at Magnum Excel* I just find him more impressive.
     
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  5. D_Bodacious Appetite

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    Ummmm not rlly dude your not my size


     
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    6'' around?
     
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    lol!
     
  8. D_Bodacious Appetite

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    That's your opinion I guess. He's definitely big and he's got more veins but tbh from what I've seen I'm bigger than him. And I think ppl are missing the point. I didn't say I'm the biggest or the most impressive. I AM saying that someone cannot claim being above 8.5 if they are not shown being bigger than me. And no I don't have an ego (Consider myself average) I'm just saying that there are a lot of delusional projections of size. I'm sure I'll catch a lot of heat for this too since some people base their confidence on what they say their size is and don't want their proclaimed 10 in shot down by this post
     
  9. D_Bodacious Appetite

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    yea pretty much
     
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    Yea I know what you mean. I just think he's bigger but the difference is marginal really. I definately agree with your point and one thing I've noticed from up comparisons is that .5 inches is a very noticeable difference. But don't blame just the men. Blame the women too for gassing them up.
     
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    Always true. One of my friends is an average dude and 5'5 but walks around being cocky thinking he looks 6'5 with a six pack and looks like shemar moore because of his gf buckin his head up.
     
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    now your just being a dick cause you may be .5 inch in length more then me at best, but im more girthy, so stop being an ass
     
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    Dude, tbh when doing comparisons a half an inch is a significant difference. I just talked about this in another thread.

    Really there needs to be a length an girth standard guy on this forum.
     
  14. D_Bodacious Appetite

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    ??? Someone's a little sensitive. Like smooth just said .5 in is still a noticeable difference. And you need to chill out with that cursing I didn't even come at you the wrong way. Thats like me getting mad at my cousin for telling me he is taller than me when he is 6'2 and I'm 5'11 that's retarded.
     
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    Regardless of your efforts there will always be lots of delusional men who will claim to be much bigger than they are. It has been going on in porn since the very beginning, and it is not going to stop. I for one do not believe that a fully matured adult male does not know how to measure his penis correctly. Being on this and other forums has simply opened my eyes to the number of deluded people lurking online.
     
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    I know closetd but a man can dream can't he? Lol but real talk I just think men should have more confidence in themselves instead of trying to kid themselves on their body. Hell I know some dudes who can do more with 7 than a lot of guys can do with 9. Size doesn't guarantee sexual performance
     
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    QFT
     
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    how do we know you are what you are without our old friend the tape measure?
     
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    We've done this in like 3 threads already. Even if there is Mr. Tape Measure people will still bitch and gripe and its hard to take a picture with Mr. Tape Measure. Hence why I just deleted all my pics with Mr. Tape Measure a few hours ago.
     
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    looks about the same
     
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