I'm volunteering myself as the standard

[slurper_la]

I know closetd but a man can dream can't he? Lol but real talk I just think men should have more confidence in themselves instead of trying to kid themselves on their body. Hell I know some dudes who can do more with 7 than a lot of guys can do with 9. Size doesn't guarantee sexual performance

ain't that the truth!

the only thing that counts: when you whip it out and your partner says, "mmmm, that's nice" or during sex your partner says, "mmm you feel good"

 

[Incocknito]

You have the dual responsibility of being the standard for cock and asshole

This thread is completely unnecessary and more than a little narcissistic.

 

[hud01]

is there a rolling eyes smiley yet?

:saroll:

 

[hud01]

It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. I'm volunteering myself as the standard for size on here. I can't help but laugh at all the people on here who claim they are such and such size. To the dudes with short dicks who claim eight inches, and the guys with pencil dicks claim 6 inch girth I'm your worst nightmare >. Bookmark my page and the next time you see someone claiming a size compare them to me for the truth. I'm barely over 8.5 inches at 8.7 and I just barely make the cut on being six inch girth. So if you look shorter than me your not 8.5 or higher, if you are thinner than me then you are not 6 inch girth. I'm not the biggest but I'm volunteering to be the lpsg comparison pic guy.

You can have the job as soon as you provide clear, in focus, pictures of both your length and girth

 

[Magnum Excel]

hilarious

 

[Smooth88]

inb4 flame war O WAIT!!!!!

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

Lol wow I actually didn't catch as much heat as I expected. And apparently me wanting people to be confident and honest with themselves is narcissistic? Ok I guess? As expected people scream for tape measurer. Just go read my thread on measurements and you'll see why this goes against everything I think. And honestly if you think I'm smaller than I say it just proves my point even more because If you think about it if I'm not above 8 then how can a lot of people who are significantly smaller claim they are.

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

ain't that the truth!

the only thing that counts: when you whip it out and your partner says, "mmmm, that's nice" or during sex your partner says, "mmm you feel good"

Exactly

 

[the_reverend]

You have the dual responsibility of being the standard for cock and asshole

This thread is completely unnecessary and more than a little narcissistic.

eh, go for the hat trick and make him the standard for taint as well. :biggrin1:

 

[Mikey35]

Also, for the whole "if you dont look bigger than me you cant be over 8.5" idea, well how tall are you? Im pretty sure a midget with a 5 incher will look as big as you. So its down body frame compared to size in these photos. Also I find that skin colour can affect appearance, black guys (to me) just look bigger. No idea why.

The only 100% confirmation is clear photos with a tape measure, in focus and not from wierd angles or super close up (not saying you're guilty of any of this).

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

Also, for the whole "if you dont look bigger than me you cant be over 8.5" idea, well how tall are you? Im pretty sure a midget with a 5 incher will look as big as you. So its down body frame compared to size in these photos. Also I find that skin colour can affect appearance, black guys (to me) just look bigger. No idea why.

The only 100% confirmation is clear photos with a tape measure, in focus and not from wierd angles or super close up (not saying you're guilty of any of this).

I'm 5'11 165 pounds

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

Really shouldn't start threads while I'm drunk rofl

 

[mitchymo]

That's your opinion I guess. He's definitely big and he's got more veins but tbh from what I've seen I'm bigger than him. And I think ppl are missing the point. I didn't say I'm the biggest or the most impressive. I AM saying that someone cannot claim being above 8.5 if they are not shown being bigger than me. And no I don't have an ego (Consider myself average) I'm just saying that there are a lot of delusional projections of size. I'm sure I'll catch a lot of heat for this too since some people base their confidence on what they say their size is and don't want their proclaimed 10 in shot down by this post

I agree with your original post, i laugh when people say that they are one size but clearly look different. I don't see why peeps can't just be real. I'm 6" length and 5" girth. That is truth. There is tho the camera effect that can distort an appearance in some cases.

Oh, you are way too modest if you consider yourself average. You are well above at over 8.5, large rather than above average even!

 

[Iceman2215]

really shouldn't start threads while i'm drunk rofl

lmfao!!!!!

 

[B_Nick8]

is there a rolling eyes smiley yet?

No, but one's a-comin'.

You have the dual responsibility of being the standard for cock and asshole

This thread is completely unnecessary and more than a little narcissistic.

There it is.

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

Jus Ignore this thread ppl I was under the influence :O

 

[flame boy]

Drinking and internet forums - two things that never should mix!

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

Drinking and internet forums - two things that never should mix!

+ boredom lol

 

[dad4you]

I don't know why there has to be a "standard".. I enjoy you all, and the comments made, observances on being a large penis owner ( at 59 I am learning so much since I found this site!). Me? not even half of what you guys carry ( on average), so all I can do is admire what I see.

 

[pouchsucker]

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