I'm volunteering myself as the standard

[JJumbo]

Well I think you are FFFing cute Grif and set the standard for me. So thanks for that. Wouldn't have you any other way.

 

[chip59]

This didn't get anywhere near as crazy as it looked like it was going to. Good save Grif.

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

Lol flaming dr peppers and corona are my kryptonite when I'm online

 

[Smooth88]

Shit no flame war.

 

[vince]

As crazy as the premise of the OP was, it was not the most ridiculous I've read here. Ok.. it was up there. BUT.. It makes me wonder how many other posters are sloshed when they log on.