Immature Hooker Who Will Never Have Sex

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  1. windtalkerways

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    Pick the month of your birth ...

    january- talented
    febuary- lowlife
    march- immature
    april- wild
    may- exciting
    june- weird
    july- selfish
    august- hot
    september- scary
    october- messed up
    november- cool
    december-sexy

    Now pick the color shirt you have on ...

    pink- cupcake sales person
    blue- hooker
    red- bartender
    green- Celebrity
    purple- Mc Donalds worker
    white- slut
    yellow- taxi driver
    black- chef
    orange- homeless
    gray- stripper
    no shirt- millionare
    other- toe nail clipper

    LAST...the day you were born on...

    1- that loves food
    2- that hates kids
    3- that needs attention
    4- that is a murderer
    5- who sucks at reading
    6- who strips to pay for bills
    7- who kills kids
    8- who goes to dunkin donuts everyday
    9- that loves laguna beach
    10- that is OCD with something
    11- that is cheating ! on someone for $$
    12- who never brushes their hair
    13- who licks peoples toes
    14- who is a gold digger $$
    15- that wants to be in love
    16- who is secretly bi
    17- that is a whore
    18- who is anorexic
    19- that wants a vibrator
    20- that owns two chinese fighting fish
    21- that wants to have chinese food
    22- who takes naked pictures of themselves
    23- who loves cats
    24- who wants sex
    25- who is a bookworm
    26- who will never have sex
    27- who is a drug addict
    28- who will live to be 121
    29- that is obsessed with myspace
    30- who will stay in the same place forever
    31- who needs to brush their teeth

    NOW PUT EM ALL TOGETHER AND PUT IT AS THE SUBJECT AND REPOST!
     
  2. Chuck64

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    hot millionare who is a gold digger? sure. why not.
     
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    scary slut that owns 2 chinese fighting fish
     
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    <--- sexy slut that is cheating ! on someone for $$
     
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    a selfish slut who is a drug addict
     
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    Messed up chef who hates kids. Just like on South Park.
     
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    don't hate me because I'm a


    selfish

    chef

    :icon16:
    who needs to
    brush
    their
    teeth

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  8. windtalkerways

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    Your artistic presentations always
    make me chuckle, Rawbone! :tongue:

    Okay...mine is...sexy toenail clipper
    who needs to brush their teeth.
     
  9. jakeatolla

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    Scary stripper who sucks at reading.


    Well its better than a scary stripper who reads at sucking !!!
     
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    Selfish slut who sucks at reading
     
  11. Mumzi

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    hmm....hot bartender that owns two Chinese fighting fish....
    nice!
     
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    Sexy stripper who takes naked pictures of themselves?

    =O
     
  13. GoneA

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    cool stripper who goes to dunkin donuts everyday
     
  14. GoneA

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    well look at that, we both have on gray shirts :rolleyes:
     
  15. AMikkell

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    I'm a lowlife millionare who strips to pay bills.
     
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    Sexy slut who strips to pay for bills??
     
  17. Stroke Of Luck

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    "Talented stripper ........."


    -But, how did they know?!
     
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    Immature Hooker Who sucks at reading
     
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    Sexy Hooker that is a Whore
     
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    Immature millionaire who will stay in the same place forever
     
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