Immature Hooker Who Will Never Have Sex

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Immature millionaire that is OCD with something. Hehehe.

Pick the month of your birth ...

january- talented
febuary- lowlife
march- immature
april- wild
may- exciting
june- weird
july- selfish
august- hot
september- scary
october- messed up
november- cool
december-sexy

Now pick the color shirt you have on ...

pink- cupcake sales person
blue- hooker
red- bartender
green- Celebrity
purple- Mc Donalds worker
white- slut
yellow- taxi driver
black- chef
orange- homeless
gray- stripper
no shirt- millionare
other- toe nail clipper

LAST...the day you were born on...

1- that loves food
2- that hates kids
3- that needs attention
4- that is a murderer
5- who sucks at reading
6- who strips to pay for bills
7- who kills kids
8- who goes to dunkin donuts everyday
9- that loves laguna beach
10- that is OCD with something
11- that is cheating ! on someone for $$
12- who never brushes their hair
13- who licks peoples toes
14- who is a gold digger $$
15- that wants to be in love
16- who is secretly bi
17- that is a whore
18- who is anorexic
19- that wants a vibrator
20- that owns two chinese fighting fish
21- that wants to have chinese food
22- who takes naked pictures of themselves
23- who loves cats
24- who wants sex
25- who is a bookworm
26- who will never have sex
27- who is a drug addict
28- who will live to be 121
29- that is obsessed with myspace
30- who will stay in the same place forever
31- who needs to brush their teeth

NOW PUT EM ALL TOGETHER AND PUT IT AS THE SUBJECT AND REPOST!
 

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cool bartender who wants a vibrator

ain't that the truth?

(well except for the cool and the bartender part):tongue:
 

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Wild hooker who is a bookworm.
Y'know, I can actually picture you in librarian glasses, with your tied back in a ponytail, a white shirt with your nipples pressing against it , a black skirt and heels in a library, if your gallery pics are any indication there,THW!!
 
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Haha, I will have to recreate that photo you described. That sounds sexy and fun.

When I found this and put together my sentence the first thought I had was how that is pretty damn close to the truth, lol.

I mean hey, a random quiz like this, on a big dick site no less, that gets two out of three personality details ain't bad at all!
 

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Haha, I will have to recreate that photo you described. That sounds sexy and fun.

When I found this and put together my sentence the first thought I had was how that is pretty damn close to the truth, lol.

I mean hey, a random quiz like this, on a big dick site no less, that gets two out of three personality details ain't bad at all!
Sweetheart, you don't mind me saying so, you already got 3/4 of the look down; black hair in ponytail, tits that'd look great, a skirt, and now accessorize it with a pair of glasses, and BANG! you're there. Emphasis on "bang":D;):p
 
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