Important Philosophical Question

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by headbang8, Jan 31, 2006.

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GottaBigOne and Madame Zora need yoru help on this one.

Poll closed Jan 31, 2007.
  1. Egg

    86 vote(s)
    46.5%
  2. Chicken

    99 vote(s)
    53.5%
  1. headbang8

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    Chicken. Like, duh, it's sooo obvious.
     
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    I'm the arcade chicken champion, though, if that helps to clarify matters. :borladuck:
     
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    It's obviously the chicken, cos God doesn't lay eggs ;)
     
  4. Pecker

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    At some point a dinosaur had to decide it wanted to be a chicken so it laid a chicken egg.
     
  5. Matthew

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    We need more choices. Where are beef, pork and tofu?
     
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    When a cow, a pig or a soybean lays an egg, the world of philosophy will be turned on its ear.
     
  7. Matthew

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    ... or when an egg lays an egg for that matter.

    You see? It would take so very little. No wonder the postmodernists have such disdain for it.
     
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    This is entirely sexist. Why not: chicken vs sperm!!???
     
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    Wait. I thought this poll was your idea?

    Obviously, Fish, Frogs, & Dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the first chicken crawled out of Martha Stewart's cooch - the true garden of eden.

    Now, if it's a choice between a chicken egg and a chicken, Martha only knows.
     
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    You worship Miss Stewart's cooch as well???
     
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    I believe the cock cried out loudly and came first.
     
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    Yes! We finally have the definitive answer to everything- COCK.
     
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    I think she's got it. Cock really is the answer everything. Maybe even for world peace.

    *Goes out and tries to use his cock for the good of mankind
     
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    I think mankind will be all too happy to take you up on this offer :rolleyes:
     
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    Heh, I do what I can :smile:
     
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    "Give 'till it hurts" I always say.

    I mean, let's be honest, who on Earth WOULDN'T like to be sucking some cock right now? NOBODY'S that straight.
     
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    Neither the chicken nor the egg exist in my construct of reality..and in my construct of reality, my penis is the best one in the world.

    Since neither chicken nor egg exist, you all are wrong. I am right.

    (Major props if anyone knows what philosophical viewpoint im using to justify my argument here)
     
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    Egocentrism!
     
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    Nope, close though. Think broader.
     
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    Right now my lips are chapped, but if Brian gives rain checks...
     
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