Important Philosophical Question

[PLANK]

Neither the chicken nor the egg exist in my construct of reality..and in my construct of reality, my penis is the best one in the world.

Since neither chicken nor egg exist, you all are wrong. I am right.

(Major props if anyone knows what philosophical viewpoint im using to justify my argument here)

Is it Nihlism?

 

[rawbone8]

Eggocentrism!

*fixed that for ya* :wink:

 

[GoneA]

you do know it was microsoft that came first.

 

[D_Herin_Ghan]

Is it Nihlism?

Nope, it was RELATIVISM.

Relativists believe truth is defined by one's own construct of reality. In other words, truth is relative:tongue:

 

[rawbone8]

red flags are now up for the inimitable Dr Dilznick to join the thread :biggrin1:

 

[B_Spladle]

Egg, and it's not close.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

It's obviously the chicken, cos God doesn't lay eggs

God can do whatever he wants.

 

[B_Spladle]

God can do whatever He wants.

FYP

 

[hung9mike]

Fans of Cecil Adams and The Straight Dope might enjoy (or remember) his reply to this very question: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_218.html

 

[RideRocket]

Chicken - Because my cock came first and now you have egg on your face...

 

[madame_zora]

Chicken - Because my cock came first and now you have egg on your face...

Thank you for bringing this back to the one true answer. YOUR cock may just be the solution to world peace.

 

[madame_zora]

Nope, it was RELATIVISM.

Relativists believe truth is defined by one's own construct of reality. In other words, truth is relative:tongue:

I am not familiar with Relativism as a philosophical discipline, I'll have to look into that, thanks. In a sense, perception IS reality so they may just have a point.

 

[RideRocket]

Thank you for bringing this back to the one true answer. YOUR cock may just be the solution to world peace.

Wouldn't that be fun to have the entire world worshipping my cock in the name of peace?

So, how do we get started? I'll need a campaign manager to manage my cock, and I pick Zora...

 

[Matthew]

Wouldn't that be fun to have the entire world worshipping my cock in the name of peace?

I feel pacified already.

 

[madame_zora]

Wouldn't that be fun to have the entire world worshipping my cock in the name of peace?

So, how do we get started? I'll need a campaign manager to manage my cock, and I pick Zora...

Careful there, you ARE within driving distance! Oh, and I have a slogan, "Get a piece for peace!"

 

[RideRocket]

Careful there, you ARE within driving distance! Oh, and I have a slogan, "Get a piece for peace!"

I know... :wink:

I love the slogan - I knew I hired you for a good reason other than your beautiful breasts...

 

[KinkGuy]

But...who/what had the nerve to impregnate the first chicken?

And I would pay good money to worship those Goddess breasts.

 

[madame_zora]

But...who/what had the nerve to impregnate the first chicken?

And I would pay good money to worship those Goddess breasts.

Donations graciously accepted, kindly sir. Of course, you could pay me in cock if you were having a straight day.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Doesn't matter. i ate them both. Obviously, that was before I became a vegan.

 

[Spook60]

It depends on wether it is breakfast time or dinner time doesn't it?