Important Philosophical Question

[headbang8]

I have never seen a pregnant chicken. Is an egg a pregnant chicken?

 

[steve319]

Thank you for bringing this back to the one true answer. YOUR cock may just be the solution to world peace.

I think it's going to take ALL cocks working together to manage that one.

Why can't we all just get along? :wink:

 

[SurferGirlCA]

It's obviously the chicken, cos God doesn't lay eggs

Ok, I'm gonna ask if that means God lays chickens (knowing I am gonna get in trouble with both the fundamentalist AND PETA crowds). :tongue:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

It all depends on which one is lying back on the bed and smoking a cigarette.

 

[Jizzpainter]

It's obviously the chicken, cos God doesn't lay eggs

Agreed, He lays chickens...

 

[curious n str8]

"Give 'till it hurts" I always say.

I mean, let's be honest, who on Earth WOULDN'T like to be sucking some cock right now? NOBODY'S that straight.

Now I have some sasuage to go with your big sexy eggs:boobies2: and muffin .Btw the Rooster came first...

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

well, if you're a Creationist, obviously it was the chicken. If you believe in evolution, then no doubt it was the egg.

 

[sykray]

I agree that clearly and logically the cock came first. Philosophically, I'm more darwinian than lamarkian so I'd say "egg".

 

[Mibb]

Surely, it will benefit this philosophical inquiry for us to ask ourselves first "What is an Egg? What is a Chicken?"
The obscure 19th Century Meso-Prussian Philosopher Albrecht Husselhoffenshnell-Brockenbovenritch defines an egg as "that roundish thing that come from of chickens" and defines chickens as "Meatbags with feathers that come from eggs". Using this conceptual framework, we may already surmise the obvious: that it is, in fact, the Cream-filled Bavarian that came first.

Sorry. Force of habit.

 

[playainda336]

Even on the intellegent design theory, what kind of doochebag would leave a baby without something to take care of it. u_u;

The chicken obviously.

 

[RideRocket]

But is that a European or African chicken?

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or maybe it's a free-range chicken?

 

[JustAsking]

But is that a European or African chicken?

______________
or maybe it's a free-range chicken?

With or without carrying a coconut?

 

[madame_zora]

With or without carrying a coconut?

Hey, I missed you, good to see you back around.

 

[JustAsking]

Hey, I missed you, good to see you back around.

Mme. Zora,

Hey thanks! I missed you as well. I am really busy lately. I own a startup business and it seems to be "starting up" fast right about now, so I have been "heads down" working at it. One can burn a lot of time and energy here, so I have been careful to just lurk quickly and not get involved in any long debates for now. I restrict myself to only short comments about coconuts.

JustAsking

 

[RideRocket]

With or without carrying a coconut?

I didn't know chickens could carry coconuts.

 

[D_alex8]

I didn't know chickens could carry coconuts.

How else would you get coconuts across the road?

 

[twistedwrister]

It's obviously the chicken, cos God doesn't lay eggs

but god lays chickens? that's both physically and morally wrong.

 

[madame_zora]

but god lays chickens? that's both physically and morally wrong.

Oh, and who the HELL are you to determine what's morally right or wrong?

*overlook me, I haven't had a good argument in too long.*

 

[JustAsking]

How else would you get coconuts across the road?

"What! Are you saying cocunuts migrate?"

 

[JustAsking]

Oh, and who the HELL are you to determine what's morally right or wrong?

*overlook me, I haven't had a good argument in too long.*

Being a Christian and all, gives me the right to judge. We look to the life of Jesus and notice... ummm.... how he .... ummm .... judged everyone ... erm ... never mind.