Important Philosophical Question

[D_alex8]

"What! Are you saying cocunuts migrate?"

Well, only in the Winter, obviously.

 

[Sam Beckett]

Chicken came first.

This is because an egg cannot be created outside the body or from thin air. Eggs have to grow inside a chicken first.

Chickens evolved from an amoeba or something.

 

[D_Herin_Ghan]

"What! Are you saying cocunuts migrate?"

"Cocnuts in England?"

 

[windtalkerways]

"Cocnuts in England?"

Of course, Lit!

[SIZE=+2]I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts[/SIZE]
http://www.angelfire.com/film/dannykaye/Jazzline.gif


[SIZE=+1]Down at an english fair one evening I was there[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1]I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]There they are all standing in a row[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Give them a twist a flick of the wrist[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]That’s what the showman said[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Every ball you throw will make me rich[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]There stands my wife, the idol of me life[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they’re lovely)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Give them a twist a flick of the wrist[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]That’s what the showman said[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Every ball you throw will make me rich[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]There stands my wife, the idol of me life[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (all together now)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (harmony)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch[/SIZE]

 

[D_alex8]

*can't quite believe that the title I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts is now positioned adjacent to Windy's avatar*

 

[windtalkerways]

*can't quite believe that the title I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts is now positioned adjacent to Windy's avatar*

ROFLMAO!!! Alex...omg...thank you
for the first 'burst out laughing' laugh
I've experienced today...

Mmmm...that was good! :tongue:

 

[GoneA]

ROFLMAO!!! Alex...omg...thank you
for the first 'burst out laughing' laugh
I've experienced today...

Mmmm...that was good! :tongue:

it was simply a matter of timing on that one, windie :tongue::tongue::tongue:

 

[LittleKitten]

Chicken came first.

This is because an egg cannot be created outside the body or from thin air. Eggs have to grow inside a chicken first.

Chickens evolved from an amoeba or something.

Hasn't this thread established that the cock came first, then the chicken, then the egg? Maybe the chicken didn't come at all? Am confused...

LK

 

[windtalkerways]

it was simply a matter of timing on that one, windie :tongue::tongue::tongue:

Yes, I guess it's ALL
in the timing, Gonie! :tongue:

I love the new avi though
I do miss seeing you! :smile:

 

[headbang8]

Chicken came first.

This is because an egg cannot be created outside the body or from thin air. Eggs have to grow inside a chicken first.

Chickens evolved from an amoeba or something.

An amoeba reminds me of an egg without a shell. Maybe when dividing one day, some amoeba mutated and grew a shell?

You can't tell me that it couldn't happen.

 

[windtalkerways]

An amoeba reminds me of an egg without a shell. Maybe when dividing one day, some amoeba mutated and grew a shell?

You can't tell me that it couldn't happen.

Actually HB, which came first...
the chicken or the dinosaur?

 

[GoneA]

I love the new avi though
I do miss seeing you! :smile:

oh who couldn't possibly love that pic of Condi & Bush???

 

[headbang8]

Actually HB, which came first...
the chicken or the dinosaur?

Watching the National Geographic Channel the other day and saw that in an alligator park in Florida, the game wardens would toss the alligators whole, frozen chickens for lunch. So if 1) Alligators eat chickens, and 2) Alligators are reptiles, and 3) Dinosaurs are reptiles, ipso facto and q.e.d., the chicken must have come before the disnosaur because otherwise they'd have nothing to eat. I mean, there's a reason you've never heard of Kentucky Fried Pterodactyl. Think about it.

 

[D_alex8]

I mean, there's a reason you've never heard of Kentucky Fried Pterodactyl. Think about it.

That's only because a different fast food chain holds the patent for the McPterodactyl-Burger --->

http://www.alexross.com/TW1017-Bronto-To-Go.jpg

 

[headbang8]

That's only because a different fast food chain holds the patent for the McPterodactyl-Burger --->

http://www.alexross.com/TW1017-Bronto-To-Go.jpg

Yes, Alex, you're right. I'm glad to see that you've tossed aside all those silly archaeologists and gone to mankind's only truly reliable source on the prehistory of the planet. Tell me, is that Fred tucking into a Quarter Tonner? I always avoid RockDonalds because they don't use free-range pterodactyl.

 

[JustAsking]

An amoeba reminds me of an egg without a shell. Maybe when dividing one day, some amoeba mutated and grew a shell?

You can't tell me that it couldn't happen.

Yes I can. I say it was designed by an Intelligent Designer. Possibly the FSM!!

 

[windtalkerways]

Yes I can. I say it was designed by an Intelligent Designer. Possibly the FSM!!

Flying Spaghetti Monster! :biggrin1:

That's hilarious, JustAsking! :tongue:

 

[windtalkerways]

HB, your hypothesis is faultless. :tongue:

Will you be publishing in Nationl Geographic?

 

[dong20]

... or when an egg lays an egg for that matter.

You see? It would take so very little. No wonder the postmodernists have such disdain for it.

Well don't chickens lay other chickens....otherwise no chicks :tongue:

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

At some point the thing that was before chicken, that was very chicken-like, layed an egg that contained a chicken.

So the egg came first.

Unless you believe that everything just popped into existence.